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Hello there children! We are the being known as Rei Walken and this is the story of how an impending medical dianogsis forced us to become greatness.
This story has it all! Laughs, tears, blood, sweat, romance, deceit, but more importantly...CONFUSION!
Why confusion you ask?
Well...
"Papa's not sure if any of it was real" Rei Walken said to two infants who simply stare at him with smiles. Rei has messy graying-black hair, gray eyes, and light skin as he holds his two girls and moves upwards on the couch. It was rainy Tuesday morning in Marquette, Michigan as Rei softly bounced his daughters up and down to help them sleep as he begins to tell the story of this career...well to the best of his abilities anyway.
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It Began In Philly.
"You see girls, Papa began his career as a jobber and honestly it was a job Papa genuinely enjoyed. Getting beat up was pretty fun and having big dudes throw you around like nothing is incredibly fun but more than that, it was an easy paycheck. But I finally got my first break in Chikara...where I dawned the mask of the incredibly fearsome: Panda RED along with my tag team partner...Panda BLACK. Yup Papa was still a jobber but a jobber with a bigger paycheck and a larger audience."
[Backstage]
"Hey Rei hurry the fuck up! We're on in five!" a brunette woman yells as she helps Rei's partner put a "black" panda costume. The brunette is young woman named Sara Hagan who along with Rei and his partner Raine Nunez from the trio PANDAMONIUM. (They were panda onesies)
"I'm not sure about this guys" Raine said worryingly struggling to put on his onesie as backstage cooridnator warned them about the time.
"Two minutes kids" the coordinator warns as they finish putting on the costumes.
"Who eats the pin?" Sara asks as Raine and Rei quickly play a round of Rock Paper Scissors to decide the pinned.
"ROCK PAPER SCISSOR...SHOOT!" the duo yell three times before a victor was chosen. Rei drops to knees with his hand still in scissors position as Raine stood victorious over him with a rock fist. "Alright then, let's go!" Sara cheers as they make their way to the small entrance ramp.
"Okay I just wanna point, Raine is in a raccoon costume. Raccoons are not panda related" Rei complain as the backstage handler pushed the team out to the entrance as their theme music began to play.
Superman - Goldfinger
The trio ran out of the doors jumping around trying to get the crowd pumped to little avail as the chuckles could be heard throughout small venue.
"On their way to the ring from the Protected Nature Reserves in China, weighing in at combine weight of 410lbs. Panda RED, Panda BLACK... PANDAMONIUM!" Vlad Radinov announced to small claps as Sara passed out some candy to kids in the audience. Two crew members bring out small trampoline and quickly scurry away much to the enjoyment of the audience.
Smooth - Santana
"Making his way to the ring, from Tijuana, Mexico weighing in at 210 lbs. "The Fantastic Luchador" El Fantástico!" Vlad Radinov announces as El Fantástico runs out of the entrance towards the ring jumping on the trampoline executing the Sin Cara like entrance fantastically. "BETTER THAN SIN CARA!" the crowd chanted along with "Ole" and "El Generico" noting the similarities. El Fantástico's attire was reminiscent of Dr. Wagner Jr's but with a purple mofit as the crowd cheered louder for the Fantastic Luchador.
The Star-Spangled Banner (Jimi Hendrix rendition) - Francis Scott Key
The crowd rises for the American national anthem as ring announcer Vlad began to introduce El Fantástico's partner. "Making his way to the ring, from America's Heartland weighing at 240 lbs. "El Maravilloso" Capitán America!" Vlad announced as a man in white tank-top, American flag design track-pants, and poorly made Captain America mask appeared taunting as if he was Kurt Angle. The audience laughed and clapped as they began to chant "You Suck" humoring Capitán America's Kurt Angle impression.
Ding Ding
Panda BLACK locks up with El Fantástico as they begin to talk with each movement.
"So what's the finish?" Panda BLACK ask as El Fantástico places him in a headlock.
"I get whipped into the ropes while Adam tags in without you guys knowing" El Fantástico quickly replies before tossing Raine into the ropes and dropkicks him. El Fantástico attempts a standing shooting star press only to get caught in a triangle choke, while in the submission struggle they resume their conversation.
"You guys hit the PANDemic and then Adam cleans house and ends with the Marvelous Bomb, cool?" El Fantástico ask while trying to escape. "Who's taking the fall?" El Fantástico continues while being choked but punching Raine's legs.
"Rei's taking the fall" Raine replies while loosening his leg's grip. El Fantástico nods in confirmation as he escapes the triangle choke. A series of exchanging arm drags ensues before Raine(Panda BLACK) delivers El Fantástico a big back body drop and makes the tag to Rei(Panda RED) who stood with a daze look in his eyes.
"PANDemic to Fantástico and then you eat the Marvelous Bomb, okay? Go stupid!" Raine says as Rei nods in agreement. Rei quickly attacks El Fantástico with big time clotheslines before hitting him with quick but powerful snap suplex as the Fantastic Luchador rebounds quickly making the tag to Capitán America.
"The kid is out of it again Adam, be careful" El Fantástico warned his partner noting the dazed look in Rei's eyes.
"Alright" Capitán America replies as he quickly delivers a series of German Suplexes to Rei asking "You with us?" with each suplex.
A shadowy figure flashes in Rei's vision moving from sporadically throughout the venue. The sounds of whispers intensely repeat through Rei mind as the noise from the outside world is muffled. His perception of time becomes unhinged as he finds himself watching Panda BLACK wrestle El Fantástico from his corner.
"When did I get here?" Rei asks himself before looking at Sara for some kind of answer, his hearing was still muffled but he read Sara's lips asking him "Are you okay?"
El Fantástico gets tagged by his partner before Panda BLACK knocks Capitán America off the apron with a running dropkick and runs back to Rei making the tag. "PANDemic" Raine yells as he hoists El Fantástico on his shoulders Electric Chair style while Rei hops on the top rope for a springboard knee hitting PANDemic. Capitán America quickly rushes in and takes Panda BLACK out with german suplex before kicking Rei in the midsection and lifting him up in a Package Piledriver position, Capitán America quickly launches him upwards to drop Rei with a Sit-out Powerbomb before covering him for a pin.
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A few hours pass as Raine and Sara approach Rei as he sat alone on a bench with a confused look on his face.
"I think we need to talk" Raine and Sara say simultaneously.
A/N: Hello there! Just wanted to let you all know that both Wolfthorn & NewGrounds are still ongoing but I wanted to try a character focused story again. Also note that this is a AU version of Rei Walken while the Rei Walkens that appear in SSW United and NXT Academy by theDarkRyder(READ THOSE STORIES OBSOLETE MULES!) are similar but different from each other. Also this story will feature a bit SYOC so please if you could! Thank you to theDarkRyder for El Fantástico!
Thank you for reading!
