The Blood Gulch Rap
Featuring Butch Flowers AKA Cappy
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Hey there, Captain Flowers is my name
And, you know, I really love this game!
I love the rules, I love the players
And it's comparatively tame!
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Project Freelancer was my old post
But I suppose they trusted me the most
To protect our AI, Alpha,
But I really don't mean to boast.
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My armor isn't Blue, anymore
It's cyan or aqua or teal
But, you know, I'm thinking of giving it to Tucker
Because he hates his own with surprising zeal
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I'm very honored to be here now
Serving as best I can
So, if you don't mind, I'll take a little bow
But, honestly, the credit goes to that man!
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You know, the one with salt-and-pepper hair
And the oddly reflective glasses,
With the Mother of Invention as his lair
Helping us protect the masses!
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But this new team that he's given me
Is the best I'd ever need or want
And this task I'll take on a bit nervously
But I try not to let it daunt!
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A/N: You can't deny it: EVERYONE loves Florida! :D ... Also, apologies to OhSoDeadly if I didn't do a very good job.
