The Blood Gulch Rap

Featuring Butch Flowers AKA Cappy

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Hey there, Captain Flowers is my name

And, you know, I really love this game!

I love the rules, I love the players

And it's comparatively tame!

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Project Freelancer was my old post

But I suppose they trusted me the most

To protect our AI, Alpha,

But I really don't mean to boast.

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My armor isn't Blue, anymore

It's cyan or aqua or teal

But, you know, I'm thinking of giving it to Tucker

Because he hates his own with surprising zeal

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I'm very honored to be here now

Serving as best I can

So, if you don't mind, I'll take a little bow

But, honestly, the credit goes to that man!

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You know, the one with salt-and-pepper hair

And the oddly reflective glasses,

With the Mother of Invention as his lair

Helping us protect the masses!

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But this new team that he's given me

Is the best I'd ever need or want

And this task I'll take on a bit nervously

But I try not to let it daunt!

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A/N: You can't deny it: EVERYONE loves Florida! :D ... Also, apologies to OhSoDeadly if I didn't do a very good job.