This is just an idea that came into my head after grocery shopping.
"Oh, Matt, you're back."
"Matt?"
"Are you shaking?"
"And sweating?"
"Mail Jeevas. Answer me!"
"N-No I wasn't!"
"If you say so. Give me my chocolate."
"You did get me chocolate, right?"
"About that..."
"What?"
"I wanted to save some money..."
"Continue."
"So I bought you chocolate that was on clearance."
"Matt, aren't I worth more to you?"
"Yes. Yes!"
"Let's see how this tastes..."
"Eep..."
"I think I love you"
"So you aren't going to shoot me?"
"This is the best chocolate ever!"
"Will you get me clearance chocolate all the time?"
"Well...it's clearance chocolate...so after it's gone, there won't be anymore..."
"!"
Just a thought...I thought it was cute.
I went to the store with my mom and she bought chocolate that was on clearance for just over a dollar. They were originally over three dollars. It was the best chocolate ever.
