Dense

You know, Neru, I've never seen

A girl as dense in love as you

You call yourself a jousho-dokusha

Though you can't see hers, plain as day

Oh, don't look at me like that, sis

I may be younger

But you can't deny facts

Don't tell me you haven't noticed

Those lovesick glances

She's thrown at you?

The way her words stumble

When she speaks to your face?

Her light pink blushes

To your rare friendly words

You've been friends since you were little

But now she feels something more

God, don't be such a baka

Just tell me, have you seen

The daughter of darkness act in this way

Around anybody but you?

Everyone else can see this phenomenon

Yeah, sure, it surprised me too

But more stunning than that

Is the plain simple fact

That you have had absolutely no clue!

Neru, you can't tell me that

You haven't detected a thing

Surely you've noticed

That her concert costume

Bears striking resemblance to your own?

Now, don't protest

Don't say that I'm lying

Don't say that Miku's and I

Look like that too

Hell, the kid looks jealous

When you hang out with me

And she knows that

We're sisters, too!

Sigh…

Neru, how do I get this through your thick skull?

Maybe I've been too indirect

Let's try being blunt

Yes, I think that will do

"Akita Neru-

Zatsune Miku is in love with you."

Oh, sure, now you start

To put together two and two

Now you're beginning

To understand

My god, big sis

I just can't understand

How I- Yowane Haku-

Noticed this before you!

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Of course, that was two years ago

Now our jousho-dokusha and yume-hokousha

Both know

And are going out

Quite happily

But isn't it a funny story

How the jousho-dokusha

Could not see the one

Most prominent emotion

Pouring from a heart?

A/N: Ahahahahaha. Headcanon and pairing that NO ONE ELSE SHIPS. Joy.

Neru/Zatsune is cute, though. To me. And nobody else. #lonely shipper

Neru is [WARNING STUPID HEADCANON] a jousho-dokusha – or, emotion-reader. Zatsune is a yume-hokousha – or, dream-walker. If you really care that much about hearing my idiotic headcanon, others' sententeki-saiwan are up/will be up on my profile (or at least the ones I feel I know enough to assign a strange power to). And yes, I realize I'm sounding like the world's biggest dipshit by using Japanese for all these names, but, eh. *shrugs*

Also DO NOT START YELLING AT ME WITH THINGS LIKE 'HAKU IS LIKE, 25, IDIOT, NERU IS LIKE 17, HAKU IS NOT NERU'S LITTLE SISTER' etc. I do realize this little fact. I just happen to be very attached to my headcanon of stupidity. #self-righteous