Dense
You know, Neru, I've never seen
A girl as dense in love as you
You call yourself a jousho-dokusha
Though you can't see hers, plain as day
Oh, don't look at me like that, sis
I may be younger
But you can't deny facts
Don't tell me you haven't noticed
Those lovesick glances
She's thrown at you?
The way her words stumble
When she speaks to your face?
Her light pink blushes
To your rare friendly words
You've been friends since you were little
But now she feels something more
God, don't be such a baka
Just tell me, have you seen
The daughter of darkness act in this way
Around anybody but you?
Everyone else can see this phenomenon
Yeah, sure, it surprised me too
But more stunning than that
Is the plain simple fact
That you have had absolutely no clue!
Neru, you can't tell me that
You haven't detected a thing
Surely you've noticed
That her concert costume
Bears striking resemblance to your own?
Now, don't protest
Don't say that I'm lying
Don't say that Miku's and I
Look like that too
Hell, the kid looks jealous
When you hang out with me
And she knows that
We're sisters, too!
Sigh…
Neru, how do I get this through your thick skull?
Maybe I've been too indirect
Let's try being blunt
Yes, I think that will do
"Akita Neru-
Zatsune Miku is in love with you."
…
Oh, sure, now you start
To put together two and two
Now you're beginning
To understand
My god, big sis
I just can't understand
How I- Yowane Haku-
Noticed this before you!
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Of course, that was two years ago
Now our jousho-dokusha and yume-hokousha
Both know
And are going out
Quite happily
But isn't it a funny story
How the jousho-dokusha
Could not see the one
Most prominent emotion
Pouring from a heart?
A/N: Ahahahahaha. Headcanon and pairing that NO ONE ELSE SHIPS. Joy.
Neru/Zatsune is cute, though. To me. And nobody else. #lonely shipper
Neru is [WARNING STUPID HEADCANON] a jousho-dokusha – or, emotion-reader. Zatsune is a yume-hokousha – or, dream-walker. If you really care that much about hearing my idiotic headcanon, others' sententeki-saiwan are up/will be up on my profile (or at least the ones I feel I know enough to assign a strange power to). And yes, I realize I'm sounding like the world's biggest dipshit by using Japanese for all these names, but, eh. *shrugs*
Also DO NOT START YELLING AT ME WITH THINGS LIKE 'HAKU IS LIKE, 25, IDIOT, NERU IS LIKE 17, HAKU IS NOT NERU'S LITTLE SISTER' etc. I do realize this little fact. I just happen to be very attached to my headcanon of stupidity. #self-righteous
