~I don't know what this is. I just sat down to write it to vent out my feelings about a certain something mentioned at the end. This is kinda funny, so I hope you like it. *None of this is mine, btw*. Thanks, and review!!~

Having Trouble Hermione?

Hermione was pissed. She was having problems. Big problems. The only thing stable in this jacked up world, and she had no idea what went so wrong.

"Why are you doing this to me? I thought you loved me the same as I loved you! But no, you're just like everyone else! What is your major malfuntion??? I don't get it! Talk to me!'

"I'm giving up on you. How can I ever call you mine? You're too pretty, too simple, too easy. You're just a waste of time."

"'Too simple'? I'm the brightest witch of my age!! 'Too easy'? I am so picky, that many guys have gone home in tears! And besides, I have never done, or ever will do, anything with you!" Hermione screeched in anger.

"You know it gets so hard to keep moving on through all your petty little changes. Sometimes I wish I could just close my eyes and wish you all away."

"Excuse me??? That is no way to speak to me! I am Hermione Jean Granger about to be Hermione Granger Potter and you will answer me in a polite courtious manner!" She fumed.

"No one loves you and you know it. Don't pretend that you enjoy it and don't care. Cause now I won't lie, or tell you all the things you want to hear. Cuz I hate you!"

"Good! The feeling's mutal! I hate you too! Get out of my house! Get out of my life!!! I never want to see your cold face again!" Hermione cried. The source of her haterd just kept sitting there, however, and was not moving.

"How could you be so heartless?"

"Me?! You're the one who was just saying that you hated me!!" Hermione sobbed. This fight was really killing her.

"Without the mask, where will you hide? Can't find yourself, lost in your lie. I know the truth now, I know who you are. And I don't love anymore. It never was and never will be. You don't know how you've betrayed me. And somehow you've got everybody fooled."

"THAT'S IT!" With all the anger in her heart, Hermione picked up the clock-radio and threw it against the wall. "That felt good."

Harry walked in to see the rubble pile on the floor. "You okay, Herms?"

Hermione smiled. "Perfect, love. What say we go get some breakfast?" Hermione grabbed Harry's hand and walked out the door, kicking the pile of garbage that used to be her clock-radio.

The End

Songs in order of apperance: Song I Hate (The Toadies), I Hate You (Green Day), Everybody's Fool (Evanscence)