A/N: I don't own Bleach (obviously).

Info: I got this idea for a one liner I read. If you would like me to send you that please review or PM me.

Also:Just so we're all on the same page Orihime is wearing a shirt it's just pushed up, from sleep…You know you've had those moments when you wake up and yer shirt is pushed up to your chest, don't deny it.

"Penguin"- Talking

'Duck'- Thinking


Orihime opened her eyes and blinked a few times at an unfamiliar ceiling. She attempted to sit up only to find 'someone' was holding her down with his arms around her hips and his head resting on her abdomen. She smiled softly and attempted to sit up again, earning an annoyed grumble from her boyfriend. Trying to get comfortable again he nuzzled his head against her bare stomach; she'd found out that the metal of his piercings always felt like little cold butterflies flitting across her skin.

She giggled and squirmed, causing the silver-haired vizard to wake up. He immediately released her waist, sat up quickly and scanned his room for anything out of the ordinary. Finding nothing he looked back at her with his pierced eyebrow raised.

"It tickled." She giggled, innocently.

"Here I thought Shinji got in." Kensei sighed, wrapping his arms around her hips again and resting his head back on her flat tummy, causing his girlfriend to giggle and squirm again.

Orihime turned her head to check the time only to remember Kensei didn't keep a clock in his room. She sat up this time, although Kensei still had his arms around her and his head on her stomach.

'Guess he's allowing me to get up.' She thought with a grin.

"We should probably get up, Kensei-kun." She chimed innocently, earning her another groan as he nuzzled against her, again.

"Five more minutes." He groaned into her tummy.

"I don't think we-" Orihime was interrupted by a large amount of loud banging on the door, fallowed by Lisa's loud shouts of:

"GET THE FUCK UP KENSEI! FOODS READY!"

Causing Kensei to let go of Orihime, sit up back and yell:

"SHUT UP YOU BASTARD, I'M COMING!"

Which was responded with:

"THEN HURRY THE HELL UP!"

Loud stomping was heard going down the hall after that, and Kensei fell back on the bed with a sigh.

There was an odd silence in the room that was broken when Kensei looked at her and asked if she was hungry.

"Oh, yeah, I guess I am." Orihime said with a childish smile. "Ano, Kensei-kun do you know what time it is?"

"Um…Nope, don't have a clock." Kensei pointed out rather blandly. "Broke the last one by accident. The accident being Shinji's fault."

"Oh. What happened?" Orihime asked childishly.

"I'd…rather not say." Kensei couldn't stop himself from grinning when he said this.