One day, slutty Miley Stewart was hungry so she went to go eat at Rico's. "Gimme a hot dog, you douchebag," Miley said. "That'll be a million dollars," Rico said. "ONE MILLION DOLLARS FOR A FUCKING HOT DOG?" Miley said. "Would you rather starve?" Rico said. Miley hadn't eaten in a week so she said "no". Miley gave Rico a million dollars and Rico gave Miley a hot dog. "Hey, this hot dog tastes funny," Miley said. "That's cuz I put a booger in it," Rico said. Miley spit out the hot dog and Rico laughed. "RICO, YOU GREEDY DICK-SUCKING BAMPOT, I'M GONNA KILL YOU!" Miley told Rico. Miley lit a match and set Rico's body on fire. Then, Miley fed Rico's dead burnt corpse to her retarded horse, Blue Jeans. After Rico died, Miley got arrested for child abuse and was sentenced to life in the penitentiary. All the criminals there beat up Miley beyond recognition and she became an emo goth hermit. Miley rotted to death in prison and nobody cared.
