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I'm here with something -hopefully- funny, done to pass the time XP
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Disclamer: Naruto does not belong to me...
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You've seen too much Naruto when…
by Temari 88
- You dress in orange even if you're a red-haired (they clash horribly), just so people will notice you… it doesn't matter if they tell you that you're awful to look at/you'll blind them with that color
- You try to bite your finger and activate the Kuchiyose no Jutsu, only to find out it's NOT so easy to do and that it HURTS
- You gaze insistently at someone hoping to see an arm (or some other body part) disappear into thin air
- You go around shouting "The true art is EXPLOSION!" and hoping to see something actually explode, sooner or later
- You go around with a fake (homemade) Akatsuki cloak, with red clouds you draw yourself
- You decide to face your worst enemy, saying you don't fear him/her because you can use Kagebunshin no Jutsu… at the right moment you use a special sign and a group of your clones (friends dressed like you) come out of thin air (a bush)
- You call your dog 'Pakkun'
- You call your stuttering/always blushing friend 'Hinata', even if it's a guy
- One of your friends gets hurt (not badly) and you go near him/her saying: "So, you'll give me your eye as a present now, right?"
- You start laughing without a reason (better if in a sad situation) and you blame the 'Tanuki' in your head
- You punch someone who's irritated you, hoping to see him/her flying through walls
- Someone asks you a question (ANY question) and you always answer: "I'll be Hokage one day!"
- You keep adding an 'Un!' after every sentence
- You frown all day long, without a reason, trying to look cool and you style your hair to resemble a duck-ass
- You go around saying your brother killed all your relatives; if you don't have siblings, you add that your brother killed himself out of guilt
- You dye your hair pink trying to convince people that they're natural
- You're late at an appointment, even if it hadn't been planned yet
- You say you ABSOLUTELY want to eat ramen even if you hate it/have never tried it
- You hear someone say they don't like ramen and you swear to get them back for such an obscenity
- You take a fan and start waving it, hoping to create a tornado that'd destroy your school
- You step on someone's shadow and start shouting: "Shikamaru! Let me go!!"
- You put on a lollipop-mask saying: "I'm a good boy/girl"
