I know it's a little late, but here's The Twelve Days of Christmas, Zelda style! I didn't type the whole thing out; I just started at the twelfth day. If you happen to memorize it, feel free to sing it anytime you want. Just don't take credit for creating it!
On the twelfth day of Christmas Link and Zelda gave to me:
Twelve heart pieces
Eleven wind batons
Ten talking boats
Nine minish people
Eight Majora's Masks
Seven howl stones
Six Rito mailmen
Five Light arrows
Four Claw shots
Three golden chickens
Two ocarinas
And the sacred Master Sword!
