I know it's a little late, but here's The Twelve Days of Christmas, Zelda style! I didn't type the whole thing out; I just started at the twelfth day. If you happen to memorize it, feel free to sing it anytime you want. Just don't take credit for creating it!

On the twelfth day of Christmas Link and Zelda gave to me:

Twelve heart pieces

Eleven wind batons

Ten talking boats

Nine minish people

Eight Majora's Masks

Seven howl stones

Six Rito mailmen

Five Light arrows

Four Claw shots

Three golden chickens

Two ocarinas

And the sacred Master Sword!