Chapter 1
Why thank you Jeeves. Said Bertie as he sips his earl gray tea on his leather recliner. So, what's it for today? Today Sir, you have an appointment with your aunt Agatha at six ,may I recommend something to wear? What's wrong with the clothes I'm wearing? Nothing Sir ,also we have dinner with Mr Fink-Nottle at eight Sir replied Jeeves . Bertie exhaled deeply ,anything else? Yes Sir, you have a telephone communication from Sir Wadkyn Bassett. Aw, what does he want? Your head Sir. Well he can't have it! I rather have my head right where it belongs. Very good Sir. May I also remind you that we are having a visitor this afternoon along with another tomorrow evening? By gosh Jeeves don't tell me its Percy again! No sir, our guest today is quite foreign. Great , who are we importing this time? Mr Howaito from Japan Sir. What is a bloomy Japanese doing here? If I'm not mistaken Sir he wants to learn English culture for his graphic novel. That's just what we need Jeeves , another unknown stranger living off our land and eating our food. "I'll be sure to welcome him in Sir". Yes well , you what they say about those Japanese. I'm afraid I do not Sir. Well that makes two of us Jeeves,and who's the other ? The other visitor is the distinguished Earl of Phantomhive who will be here on important finished off his tea . Well so be it Jeeves, erm..when are they coming?Tomorrow sir.
4:21
(Bertie Enters the Drones club, a club for the idle rich) what-o Bingo? Hello Wooster replied bingo as he shuffled and placed down a deck of cards. I'll deal you in. Hey..Bingo? What is your opinion on the Japanese? "Well I don't know Bettie, can't say anything because I don't know any , all I now is that we fought them in the war". Why do you ask?" Well I'm having one over this afternoon and I don't have much knowledge on such matters. "Now,You know me Bertie" ,If you don't know I don't either stated Bingo as placed down his cards.
6:15
Ciel Phantomhive?! Exclaimed aunt Agatha. Y-You know him? Replied Bertie. Why, he's the owner of the funtom toy industry! Now Bertie, you mustn't act so stupidly ! bu-but aunt Agatha. And you mustn't stutter like an idiot Bertie! Now, Ciel has a reputation and will not tolerate your blundering nonsense. Y-Yes aunt Agatha said Wooster nervously.
8:06
Yes I've heard of the man. He's an uptight blighter with some weirdo of a Butler. At least that's I've heard Gussie scoffed ,of all the products that man sells none of them help newts. That's all very well Gussie but I must ask, isn't he a toy manufacturer? Well I really don't know Bertie. All I know is that he hasn't made made anything for newts.
9:06
Welcome home sir,may I present to you Mr Shin Howaito I've already taken the liberty of escorting him to his room. Ah yes, the graphic novelist. (Bertie put out his arm in an attempt to shake hands) Please to meet you said the young man as he bowed. Um..Jeeves? What is he doing? I believe Sir that Mr Howaito Is greeting you in the form of a bow, very common in most Asian cultures. Well um...what-o? What's up with that hair? whispered Wooster as he pointed at his long black hair with white streaks ending in white spikes. The Japanese have a certain taste for theatricality in appearance Sir. M-My deepest apologies for c-coming so late blurted out Shin. I shall go t-two my room. G-Good night M-Mister W-Wooster ,G-Goodnight M-Mister Jeeves he nodded as raced up the steps .
Rather curious fellow don't think Jeeves?
"Yes Sir". Well I guess I should turn in for the night. Get myself ready for tomorrow and I'll finally get to meet this Earl of Phantomhive I've heard so much about. Very good Sir replied Jeeves.
