Author's Note: You wanted it, you got it! Heeeee's baaack! LOL This time Yoda's in an 80's kick starting with Michael Jackson and moving along to, you guessed it, hairbands! Can you
imagine Yoda with big hair? I sure hope so because it's on the way with this installment of the series I'm doing with Yoda.
Disclaimer: Say it with me, I don't own Star Wars! I'd like to own Anikan (^_~), but I'm broke, anyway I'm borrowing a bit of "Don't Stop 'Til You Get Enough" and "Rock With You", as well as Joan Jett's "I love Rock 'n Roll". I DO own my new character Ashley a.k.a Ash, Bridget Butterfly's cousin. BP
Keep on with the Force don't stop
Just when the Jedi temple thought it had seen all of Yoda's "new side", here he came with something different. Who WAS this Michael Jackson person? No one in the temple knew at first but after a couple weeks of songs, some older padawans actually caught themselves humming "Don't stop 'til you get enough". Master Yoda, however, was beyond humming:
"Get closer...to my body now...
Just love me...'til you just don't know how..."
He'd kick with his right leg and go into a spin and some more dancing.
"Keep on with the force don't stop,
Don't stop 'til you get enough..."
As always, he'd go back into serious mode at the council meetings....with the exception of the shades and black curly that he now donned. If that wasn't weird, well that and his new dance form, Master Yoda now did a lot of "whooing". Every five minutes it was "Whoo! whoo!" At first the other Jedi thought the old master had hurt his feet, but their theory had been revised. Master Yoda was a crazy old man coping with the fact that he was getting older, shorter, and balder (Minus the sudden "growth" of hair). Of course no one said this aloud.
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Master Yoda was standing outside of the Jedi temple one day. It was apparent that when he did this that his girlfriend, Bridget Butterfly, was due any moment. Anikan, who was walking by, spotted the elder master and decided to talk to him. He STILL didn't understand this Michael Jackson fix that Yoda was on, with the hair, the hat, and the shades. He had just been getting used to disco. "Hello Master Yoda." Anikan said, "You waiting for Bridget?" Yoda nodded. "Not much longer," Yoda said, "Coming, she is."
It wasn't long after Yoda said this that a familiar craft could be seen headed toward the Jedi temple. A song was blaring from the craft:
"I saw him dancing there by the record machine
I knew he must have been about seventeen
The beat was going strong, playing my favorite song..."
Anikan saw that it was indeed Bridget Butterfly, but she had soneone in the car, another female. When the craft pulled up, Anikan was able to get a better look at the girl. Where Bridget's hair was purple, the girl, who appeared to be Anikan's age, had jet black hair. She was also dressed in all black. It was pretty apparent that it was the girl who had chosen the music, because Bridget was cringing.
"I love Rock n' Roll!
So put another dime in the jupebox baby!
I love Rock n'Roll!
So come and take your time and dance with me!"
The girl hopped out and looked around. Her eyes were green where Bridget's were purple. The girl saw Anikan and smiled appreciatively.
"He smiled, so I got up and asked for his name
'That don't matter,' he said, 'Cause it's all the same'
I said 'Can I take you home, where we can be alone..."
"Well, well" she said with a bold smile, "What's your name cutie?" "Anikan," the padawan responded simply, not knowing what else to say. "This is my cousin, Ashley," Bridget said turning down the music. "Call me Ash." said the girl, sticking out her tongue at her more appropriate alias. "Well, um, Anikan would you be so kind as to show my cousin around?" Bridget asked in a pleading tone. Yoda, meanwhile, flipped into the craft. "S-sure," Anikan said regarding Ash, who smiled widely at the suggestion. "Sweet," she said going over and taking Anikan's arm. Trying to ignore the gesture, Anikan regarded the elderly Master and said,"So Master Yoda, you off to a, um, concert?" "Not exactly," Yoda replied, "Headed to a Michael Jackson impersonation contest, we are." "Er, right" said Anikan. "Have fun!" Ash said with a wave. The music changed as the craft sped off.
"I wanna rock with you...(all night...)
Dance with you into day...(sunlight...)"
"Well," Ash said with a contented sigh, "looks like it's just you and me." Ash then grinned wickedly. Uh oh, thought Anikan, this could be interesting, or trouble.
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End chapter! So what'd ya think? BP
imagine Yoda with big hair? I sure hope so because it's on the way with this installment of the series I'm doing with Yoda.
Disclaimer: Say it with me, I don't own Star Wars! I'd like to own Anikan (^_~), but I'm broke, anyway I'm borrowing a bit of "Don't Stop 'Til You Get Enough" and "Rock With You", as well as Joan Jett's "I love Rock 'n Roll". I DO own my new character Ashley a.k.a Ash, Bridget Butterfly's cousin. BP
Keep on with the Force don't stop
Just when the Jedi temple thought it had seen all of Yoda's "new side", here he came with something different. Who WAS this Michael Jackson person? No one in the temple knew at first but after a couple weeks of songs, some older padawans actually caught themselves humming "Don't stop 'til you get enough". Master Yoda, however, was beyond humming:
"Get closer...to my body now...
Just love me...'til you just don't know how..."
He'd kick with his right leg and go into a spin and some more dancing.
"Keep on with the force don't stop,
Don't stop 'til you get enough..."
As always, he'd go back into serious mode at the council meetings....with the exception of the shades and black curly that he now donned. If that wasn't weird, well that and his new dance form, Master Yoda now did a lot of "whooing". Every five minutes it was "Whoo! whoo!" At first the other Jedi thought the old master had hurt his feet, but their theory had been revised. Master Yoda was a crazy old man coping with the fact that he was getting older, shorter, and balder (Minus the sudden "growth" of hair). Of course no one said this aloud.
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Master Yoda was standing outside of the Jedi temple one day. It was apparent that when he did this that his girlfriend, Bridget Butterfly, was due any moment. Anikan, who was walking by, spotted the elder master and decided to talk to him. He STILL didn't understand this Michael Jackson fix that Yoda was on, with the hair, the hat, and the shades. He had just been getting used to disco. "Hello Master Yoda." Anikan said, "You waiting for Bridget?" Yoda nodded. "Not much longer," Yoda said, "Coming, she is."
It wasn't long after Yoda said this that a familiar craft could be seen headed toward the Jedi temple. A song was blaring from the craft:
"I saw him dancing there by the record machine
I knew he must have been about seventeen
The beat was going strong, playing my favorite song..."
Anikan saw that it was indeed Bridget Butterfly, but she had soneone in the car, another female. When the craft pulled up, Anikan was able to get a better look at the girl. Where Bridget's hair was purple, the girl, who appeared to be Anikan's age, had jet black hair. She was also dressed in all black. It was pretty apparent that it was the girl who had chosen the music, because Bridget was cringing.
"I love Rock n' Roll!
So put another dime in the jupebox baby!
I love Rock n'Roll!
So come and take your time and dance with me!"
The girl hopped out and looked around. Her eyes were green where Bridget's were purple. The girl saw Anikan and smiled appreciatively.
"He smiled, so I got up and asked for his name
'That don't matter,' he said, 'Cause it's all the same'
I said 'Can I take you home, where we can be alone..."
"Well, well" she said with a bold smile, "What's your name cutie?" "Anikan," the padawan responded simply, not knowing what else to say. "This is my cousin, Ashley," Bridget said turning down the music. "Call me Ash." said the girl, sticking out her tongue at her more appropriate alias. "Well, um, Anikan would you be so kind as to show my cousin around?" Bridget asked in a pleading tone. Yoda, meanwhile, flipped into the craft. "S-sure," Anikan said regarding Ash, who smiled widely at the suggestion. "Sweet," she said going over and taking Anikan's arm. Trying to ignore the gesture, Anikan regarded the elderly Master and said,"So Master Yoda, you off to a, um, concert?" "Not exactly," Yoda replied, "Headed to a Michael Jackson impersonation contest, we are." "Er, right" said Anikan. "Have fun!" Ash said with a wave. The music changed as the craft sped off.
"I wanna rock with you...(all night...)
Dance with you into day...(sunlight...)"
"Well," Ash said with a contented sigh, "looks like it's just you and me." Ash then grinned wickedly. Uh oh, thought Anikan, this could be interesting, or trouble.
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End chapter! So what'd ya think? BP
