Joy: Thought I would through this little fic at you. Might be more than one chapter if everyone likes it. This chapter is done through Joy's POV. If you don't know who she is, go read my series or at least Wings of the Pheonix. Welcome to the City of Sugarville. Population: Mokuba!
Kaiba Manor. Might as well see what Mokuba wants. Why is it that Kaiba can never work at home when Mokuba isn't in school?
Sigh...
(Ding Dong)
I hate Kaiba's doorbell.
Holy Ra! The kid is covered in flour!
"Hey, Joy! Come on in!"
"...Mokuba, why are you covered in flour?"
"I'm baking!"
Not anymore you aren't. "Go clean yourself up, Mokuba. I'll go see what the kitchen looks like."
"Okay!"
Holy shit! I'm going to need therapy...and medication...How the hell did one kid make this much of a mess in one room! ...Looks like Mokuba got into the sweets...
Sigh...
"Joy, can you help me with - "
"Mokuba! Put some damn clothes on! For goodness sake!"
"Oops! Dropped my towel! Sorry!"
Is this a test of my sanity? Well, there is no way in hell I'm doing this all by myself. And Katilli is in the Shadow Realm, visiting the monsters... I'm going to call in some help.
Ring...Ring...Ring...
Pick up the damn phone!
"Moshi moshi."
"Good. You're home, Yugi. I need some help at Kaiba Manor. There's a small problem in the kitchen."
"I have to help out at the shop...I can send Yami, though."
All right! Yes! Ahem. "As soon as possible would be helpful. Thanks, Yugi."
"He's on his way."
Thank the Gods! Yami's on his way! This place will be cleaned up in no time! Now...where's Mokuba? He better not be getting into -
Crash!
"Sorry! I don't think that costs much!"
...Sigh...
"Mokuba, your brother is going to have a..."
What the hell? The living room...doesn't look like a living room anymore...
"Mokuba, this room is a disaster!"
"I was looking for my lucky socks. I knew I had them in here. See?"
Must...control...fist...of...death... "Mokuba...oh never mind. Why don't you go play in your room?" For a few years...
"Okay!'
When Yami gets here, I'm gonna have him mind crush me.
(Ding Dong)
...Then send the damn doorbell to the Shadow Realm. Oh, thank goodness. It's Yami. Am I smiling too much? He looks freaked out by it, I think.
"Hello, Joy."
"Thank Ra! Hurry, I need some help."
"What in Ra's name happened to Kaiba's kitchen?"
"Hurricane Mokuba. I need some help. Can you use your Shadow powers and fix this?"
"I suppose. Where will you be?"
"Picking up the disaster that used to be the living room."
"Kitchen is now clean."
"Thanks. So is the living room." Sigh.
"Where is Mokuba?"
"In his room. I better go check on him."
"I will accompany you."
"Thanks, Yami." Yeah, Yami is the best. A pharaoh and a good housekeeper, too! Not many people can make that claim!
...This is so unfair...Mokuba isn't in here! "Where in the - "
"Joy! I'm sorry! I tried to help, but...can you hurry to the laundry room!"
AHHHHHH! Overflowing washing machine!
I don' know how much more of Mokuba's sugar abuse I can take. He has already managed to destroy of three rooms and it isn't even noon! Yam managed to get the laundry room cleaned up before he had to return to Yugi. I think he needed to get back into the Puzzle. If he uses too much power like that it kind of drains him.
Sigh. At least it's quieted down. In fact...its a bit too quiet...
I better go check on Mokuba. Yeah.
That is just great! He climbed out the fucking window! Not good...not good at all. What if he gets kidnapped? Wait a minute, what am I worried about? The kidnappers would pay me to take his ass back! Ha ha!
Grrr...what's this? A note...
Went to see Ryou. Be back later!
Perfect. Just perfect. Now I have to go get him before he pisses Bakura off. The tomb robber is liable to send the boy on a first class ticket to the Shadow Realm.
...Actually, that might not be a bad idea...
What am I saying? Kaiba would be furious if I let that happen!
Okay, take a deep breath, Joy. Ryou would not let anything happen...then again, Bakura can be pretty persuasive. "Hello, Ryou. Have you seen Mokuba?"
"As a matter of fact, he is asleep in the living room. Bakura put him under a sleep spell for a few hours. I hope you don't mind. He seemed a bit hyper."
Mind? Mind! Of course not! Halaluyah! Praise the Gods! Oh, Bakura! If you weren't a psychotic soul stealing maniac seeking world domination, I would kiss you!
...or not.
"Not at all. I'll just grab him and take him home now. Thanks for keeping an eye on him."
"He was trouble enough, Houyoku!"
"Bakura, what a terrible thing to say! He is a good kid."
"Bakura...thanks." Okay, I think I just blew his mind, ha ha. Look at his face! That is priceless. "You know, I bet Katilli will be quite pleased to hear you actually did something nice for me. I'll make sure she gets the message. See ya!"
Finally...I got Mokuba into bed. He isn't incredibly light, with all that sugar in his system. Oh, and look who just walked through the door.
"Joy, what are you doing here?"
"Kaiba. how nice of you to finally come home. I'm leaving. Oh, and if you EVER let Mokuba get into anything with sugar in it, I swear I will rip the soul from your body myself without any magic whatsoever!"
Sigh... That felt so much better. Only I think I might have actually startled him. Serves him right.
"Hey, wait a minute! What happened that made you so pissed off?"
"Your brother got into the sweets and got a sugar high, thus resulting in me having to call Yami over here to fix this place! You are so lucky I love you, Seto Kaiba, or...or...I wouldn't be responsible for the consequences!"
Okay...why is he smiling...? You know, that was a threat, Kaiba.
...Ooh...well...this is nice...kissing is good...I kind of like...hmmm...
"Thanks, Joy. For putting up with Mokuba today. It was good of you to come over."
"Well...you're welcome."
Kind of have to forgive the guy after a dynamite kiss like that.
Joy: Heh. Review and tell me what you thought.
