Zettai-Uke-no-Jutsu
(Absolute-Uke-no-Jutsu)
Disclaimer: I definitely do not own Naruto! Masashi Kishimoto does!
A/N: Sorry if I messed up the timing of when Sasuke leaves and Jiraiya arrives.
The sun was shining bright in the town of Konoha. And a certain blond ninja excitedly ran through the streets, just recently back from a mission. Naruto Uzumaki was fortunate to have spent so much time with his sensei, Jiraiya, and had learned more skills from the older man.
Naruto finally arrived at his destination. The Uchiha household, where his teammate and friend was currently staying at. The blond quickly burst through the doors,
"Sasuke-teme!!"
"No need to scream dobe, I'm sitting right here…" The onyx-haired boy turned around and showed the other his angry expression.
Naruto ignored it running into the living room and quickly jumped onto the couch next to Sasuke. "Guess what! Guess what! Ero-sennin taught me a new jutsu! Wanna see? Wanna see?" He happily jumped up and down.
"Calm down…" Sasuke sighed. "Sure, show me…" He ruffled Naruto's golden hair.
"Okay! Get ready!" The boy jumped to the ground and into the stance to gather chakura.
A circle of clear blue chakura gathered around Naruto's feet. Sasuke sat up a little more interested; I mean what kind of jutsu could that old perverted fool have taught him? Last time it was Rasengan; could there be another powerful attack in store?
The blond finally continued. "ZETTAI-UKE-NO-JUTSU!" Sasuke's eyes widened to Naruto's words. He couldn't possibly mean what he thought he meant. Suddenly the huge poof of smoke filled the room and the Uchiha waved his arms around, trying to clear the smoke. He was getting impatient.
"TA-DA!" Naruto emerged from the cloudy background.
Sasuke had to look at him up and down. Naruto had shrunken a few inches, making his already baggy clothes even bigger. Also his blond spikes seemed even silkier, and more pettable, and now hung into his eyes. Speaking of which were wider and more blue with long eyelashes. Naruto looked up, his cheeks a little rosy, "Neh, what's wrong teme?" He pouted and poked the Uchiha's forehead.
Oh my God… Even his voice is higher… How I want his to scream my name during-
"TEME!" Naruto interrupted his thought. "So? So? Is good? Am I a good uke?"
Sasuke almost got a nosebleed right there. "Naruto… How about I SHOW you how much of a uke you are?" He wrapped his arms around the smaller's shoulders, leading him up the stairs.
Naruto stared at him, confused. "Huh? Show?"
"Don't worry your pretty little head. Everything will be clear soon enough." With that Sasuke smirked while closing the door to his bedroom.
