(AN Hello there and welcome everyone to the sequal to Stewie And The Psychopath entitled Revenge Of A Psychopath. This is a rewrite to the unfinished sequal to Stewie And The Fat Woman What Happened Next. So like the last story I don't own the OCs Helen or Dave. That honour once again goes to lozzadozza89 or lozza1989. The same goes for the OCs Jennifer and Kady. Anyway I hope you enjoy this story and remember to read and review.)

Chapter 1 How To Make A House Safe With Lois Griffin

Iron Gate Prison was supposedly meant to be the most secure prison outside of Quahog Rhoad Island. However, that was a slight exaggeration as there weren't that many guards; even on the cell blocks that were meant to have higher security. These thoughts were going through the insane mind of Helen Parks who, after two months in a prison cell had finally thought up a fool proof plan to escape. Helen had been given another twenty years in prison after she had stabbed and killed her cell mate.

"It's time to put my plan into motion," Helen said to herself in an insane voice.

She then began banging her fists against the door.

"LET ME OUT. I NEED TO GET OUT OF THIS HELL HOLE!" She screamed.

A gaurd who was walking down the corridor heard this and sighed in annoyance, Ever since Helen had arrived here she had been a complete annoyance, Starting fights with other prisoners, attacking gaurds and breaking her TV. The gaurd marched right up to the cell door and began banging on it.

"Stop making that racket you psychopath." He shouted.

"But I need to get out of here and get my son back." Helen's voice said through the door.

The gaurd just groaned.

"how many times must we go over this?! Stewie Griffin didn't belong to you he belongs to Peter and Lois Griffin," The guard explained, "you kidnapped him, so that's why you're in here."

"Just be lucky we don't kill people for child abduction because as of now you are the most hated person in Quahog." The gaurd added.

Helen then continued to slam her body into the door. The gaurd was about to walk away in defeat when he suddenly noticed that the door was wobbling.

"Uh oh," he said.

The gaurd became even more nervous as large dents began to appear in the door. The door began to creak as it came off it's hinges.

"Please don't fall down, please don't fall down," the gaurd muttered to himself.

The door then fell with a mighty crash onto the floor. Helen then walked out of her cell with a triumphant look on her face. The gaurd raised his pistol at her but unfortunately for him he didn't have a quick reaction time as Helen ran up to him and knocked him over.

"I'll be taking that," she commented.

she snatched the gun from his hand and shot him leaving him dead on the floor.

Helen instantly ran down the corridor and shot three more guards dead. One gaurd then saw her and instantly set the security alarm off he then crumpled to the floor. Dead after being shot.

Helen then looked around and saw a bathroom. She then went in and piled several benches on top of each other, then climbed on top of them and opened the bathroom window. Helen struggled for a few moments to squeeze out but she managed and ran off through a woodland area.

Helen climbed over the fence and swam towards the boat that traveled from here to Quahog. She found a rope that was dangeling down from the boat and climbed it. She then began to sneak across the deck and hid between two crates.

"And they said that prison was impossible to escape from." Helen whispered to herself. "Well I sure proved them wrong."

"Look out Griffins I'm coming back for you and then I'll take Stewie back and run away to Texas." Helen declared in a loud voice.

The insane woman then laughed in an evil manner.

The warden of the prison was sitting in his office when a gaurd burst in.

"Sorry to disturb you sir but I just thought you should know that Helen Parks has escaped". The gaurd stated.

The warden nearly choked on his tea.

"Well what are you standing there for go and alert the authorities in Quahog at once." The Warden ordered. "She's probably on the boat heading there to take Stewie Griffin away from his real parents again!"

The gaurd then ran of to do what his boss suggested.

The next evening at 31 Spooner Street Lois was in the kitchen preparing dinner for everyone while Stewie was sat in his high chair.

"Hurry up with the dinner woman I'm starving over here," Stewie moaned in a huffy voice.

Lois looked over at him.

"be patient sweetie. Lois said. "mummy will be done in a few minutes".

"Yes well by the time you're done I might just turn into a skeleton," Stewie replied.

Lois just chuckled at this remark.

"I think someone's being very fussy tonight." Lois remarked. "Are you still upset over the whole kidnapping ordeal?"

Stewie just glared at his mum for several moments.

"Am I still upset about being kidnapped." Stewie retorted. "well of course I am it's the worst thing that's ever happened to me".

Lois then looked at Stewie with a sympathetic face.

"Aww well don't worry sweetie that nasty lady is locked up in prison and won't be able to get you ever again". Lois said in a soothing voice.

Meanwhile Peter and his friends were hanging out at the Drunken Clam having a few beers and just talking

"So Peter how's Stewie been since you know the incident?" Quagmire asked.

Peter then smiled slightly.

"He's been fine Quagmire just a little bit upset about it." Peter replied.

"I don't blame him Peter." Joe stated. "I don't think him finding out Brian slept with Bonnie would take his mind off it."

"Ah I gauss you're right I mean what's the worst that could happen?" Cleveland questioned.

As soon as Cleveland said that the TV cut to show Tom Tucker and Joyce Kinney. They looked pretty nervous.

Cutaway To TV

"Good evening. Tom said. "Um I really don't quite know how to say this but."

Tom stopped as he adjusted his tie slightly.

Joyce just face palmed.

"Oh for gods sake Tom just tell them the bloody news." Joyce yelled out.

"But Joyce we need to tell them this horrible news in a gentle way." Tom whined.

Joyce just glared at Tom.

"Oh for Christ sake. Helen Parks has escaped from IronGate prison and is now back in Quahog!" She spat out.

End Cutaway

The reaction from everyone was very sudden. Peter spat his beer out.

"Holy crap!" Peter yelled out in terror.

"What the Hell!" Cleveland exclaimed.

"Oh My God." Joe screamed out.

Peter then got up and ran out the door.

"I-I gotta get home and warn Lois." Peter explained.

Peter raced for his car and began driving very fast towards Spooner Street, Peter managed to reach his driveway in a few minutes and crashed into the garage. Peter then ran inside the house and almost sent a shocked Lois flying.

"Peter what the hell are you doing?" Lois questioned in alarm.

"Lois I really don't quite know how to say this but um ah!" Peter stated in a nervous voice.

Lois just rolled her eyes as she watched her husband stutter.

"Oh for the love of God just spit it out fatman." Stewie yelled out.

"H-H-H Helen has escaped from IronGate Prison and is back in Quahog." Peter said in a slow and fearful voice.

Lois's and Stewie's eyes instantly widened in horror at the news.

What!" Stewie exclaimed in horror.

"Helen Parks the woman that kidnapped Stewie?" Lois questioned in a nervous voice.

Peter then nodded.

"Yes she escaped yesterday evening." Peter replied.

"Oh no, no!" Lois said in a now scared voice.

Brian then walked through while drinking a Martini.

"Hay guys what's going on?" He asked.

"Helen Parks has escaped from prison and is back in Quahog." Peter said in a casual voice.

"Oh that's cool when di." Brian commented.

Brian nearly walked out of the kitchen before realising what Peter just said.

Brian then walked up to Peter.

What did you say Helen Parks big fat ugly psychopath who kidnapped Stewie and tried to keep him as her son and super pissed of at us Helen Parks?" He said in a slow nervous voice.

"Yeah." Peter replied in a fearful voice.

Brian then choked on his Martini before spitting it out.

"Oh holy Jesus God!" Brian exclaimed now realising how serious this situation was.

Meg and Chris then ran through.

"Is it true Helen Parks has escaped from prison and is in Quahog?" Chris yelled out.

"It's true guys." Brian answered.

"She is going to come for us we are dead man." Stewie cried out in terror before adding. "Well she won't kill me because she wants to have me back as her quote on quote son but yeah the rest of you are pretty screwed."

Lois then picked Stewie up and cuddled him.

"Well you won't have to worry sweetie because mummy will make sure that nasty lady doesn't get you ever again." Lois declared.

"Oh and how exactly are you going to do that?" Peter questioned with a smug smile on his face.

Lois then rolled her eyes as she began to explain.

"Well I've come up with a few new security rules to prevent Helen from breaking in and taking my baby." Lois explained.

"Rule one. From now on Stewie has to have someone with him at all times whenever we're out or inside the house." Lois stated.

There was a round of moaning from the others.

"Mum why do we have to keep an eye on him in our own bloody house." Meg moaned.

"Meg no swearing." Lois retorted. "And I know you might not like these rules but they're for Stewie's own safety."

"Lois why do we have to be with him at all times when we're out?" Peter asked.

"If we take our eye of him for just a moment there's a good chance Helen might find us and kidnap him again." Lois explained.

"Rule number two." She continued. Brian is now going to be on gaurd duty during the night to make sure a certain fat psychopath dosn't break in, and from now on if anyone is out they have to be back here before dark because Helen could follow one of you back to here."

"Oh come on." Brian groaned." I'll take it I don't have a say in this?"

"No you don't." Lois replied in a teasing voice.

"Besides being out at night might not be a good thing." Meg explained. "Since Chris could easily tell Helen where we live."

"Are you calling me an idiot?" Chris cried out in horror.

"And finnaly rule number three Stewie's crib is being placed in my room until Helen is caught." she explained.

"That's actually a good idea Lois." Stewie commented."

"Why are you putting Stewie's crib in our room?" Peter asked.

"Because Peter if that woman finds out where we live somehow she could break in during the night and take Stewie so I'm not leaving him on his own while that nutcase is on the loose." Lois stated.

Lois then turned to Peter.

"I'm also afraid to say that we can't have any more sex until Helen is thrown back in IronGate." Lois said.

"Aww." Peter whined. "But that might take forever I don't think I can wait that long.

"Peter that's enough." Lois snapped. "we can't have any sex while Stewie's around."

Lois just ignored the complaints of the others.

"Oh and also if I'm giving Stewie a bath someone has to be with me." Lois stated.

"Oh come on Lois." Peter moaned. "Do you seriously think Helen will take Stewie while he's having a bath especialy since he'll be naked

"well I wasn't the one who left him in a Toy Store to go play Pac Man." Lois said in a huffy voice. "Which need I remind you has happened four times already, Also I'll have to ask Stewie's preschool teacher to keep an eye on him at all times."

Peter just face palmed.

"Next thing you know Lois will be asking for me to buy a burgler alarm."

Unfortunatly for Peter that's exactly what she asked.

Later on Lois was taking Stewie's crib into her and Peter's room with Stewie in it.

after Stewie got scared from watching The Nightmare Before Christmas when it got to Oggie's Boogie song which had never happened before. In fact Peter had tried several other Disney movies beforehand which resulted in Stewie getting frightened these included 101 Dalmations, The Aristocats, The Rescuers Down under, Beuty And The Beast, The Great Mouse Detective, Herculese, The Hunchback Of Notre Damn, Peter Pan Return To Neverland, 101 Dalmations 2 Patch's Londen Adventure and Olivrer And Company with Peter not seeing the obvious problem.

"Peter next time try putting on a Disney movie that won't scare Stewie." Lois scolded. "He's still upset over the kidnapping thing and we don't want anything to remind him of that."

"All right, all right." Peter retorted in a huffy voice. "Besides Stewie also got frightened by Pokemon I just don't understand why it was Team Rocket in particular."

Lois then placed the crib at the end of the bed.

Peter and Lois then changed into their pyjamas and climbed into bed.

"Hay fatman i hope you're not going to snore." Stewie commented as he fell asleep.

"I hope you don't either." Peter said while chuckling.

Stewie then looked at Rupert.

"I hope i don't get kidnapped by her again Rupert." Stewie said in a fearful voice. "I don't want to go through that horrible ordeal again."

Rupert said nothing as Stewie finally fell asleep not knowing that Helen was looking for his house at this very moment.