August 31 2010
Yep. I am Admetus, I am NOT the creepy guy in the back of the room staring at those pretty queens! Okay, many beg to differ, but I am not…. Today is my first day of junior year. I missed yesterday because I had… worms…
I am writing in this diary because my consoler thinks that it will help her interpret my thoughts? Something about being the second eldest of four? My older brother is Asparagus, my two younger brothers are Tumblebrutus and Pouncival
Currently I am at lunch eating my sandwich, alone. Its not like I have no friends, I have friends…. Some.. Maybe a few… One. Mungojerrie. He is sitting by the other toms today.. Asshole.
At the moment I cannot remember my classes, I just follow my class around.. I just know two Hours
Lunch and Health. I like eating and learning about sex.
I am studying a major class. Ladies. Today I am taking notes on Cassandra.
Her eyes are crystal blue, her fur is sleek but soft ( I have bumped into her before.) Her rump is nice and round. Oh shit! She just saw me eyeing her from head to tail! Cassandra's blue eyes give me the stare of death. But her cousin or something , Exotica gives me a lovely smile and slowly runs her paw down her chest... I almost choke on my sandwich. She is the SKANKIEST cat in the whole school! Tantomile just flicked me off!
" Bitch!"
The pod of three walks off.
Sixth Hour- Literature
Okay I don't want to learn about fucking Literature!
My locker literally exploded when I was getting the damn book out. There were at least THOUSANDS of papers smothering me. The damn prep Bombalurina, a senior she has flunked a lot and is still in high school, came up to me and knocked all the papers out of my binder… Hoe ass bitch!
P.S Bombalurina has had many abortions, none of them were The Dum Dum Tugger's surprising he is celibate? Crazy shit.
Oh yeah Last hour of the day! Health!
Today we are learning about EJACULATION and MASTERBATING! My favorite thing.
Mungojerrie sits next to me and on my other side Alonzo, he despises me. As the teacher talks about semen squirting out of your d*ck I look over to Mungojerrie and he is acting like he is wacking off! He suddenly pulls it out and starts playing with it and then shoves it right back in. I can't help but bust up laughing.
Lets just keep it at this, I got a referral and after school detention for a week. Mungojerrie got NOTHING! He pulled out his f*cking c*ck in class!
Fuck that detention I'm going home, I usually have to walk home when my damn mom has to deal with the younger kits. Like Pouncival making an accident in his pants or Tumblebrutus giving the middle finger.. .
I suddenly hear a meow
" Addie! Will you please walk with me home!" It was my Pounce
" Who got in trouble today?" I asked him
" Tumbles…He got in a fight with another tom."
Long day- I lost Pouncival. Mom wasn't happy. I'm not telling her about those detentions. Fuck that shit! FUCK YOU JELLYLORUM for having to pick up that damn dumb kit Tumblebrutus.
September 1st 2010
I have not had a good morning. . I had a wet dream about Mungojerrie? He was just wiggling his d*ck around and just did something to mine..
I have seen his penis on numerous occasions other than yesterday in Health. I wouldn't say its big then I wouldn't say it was small.. About in the middle. Its super duper thick. I also noticed something. Mungojerrie shaves his pubes? I tried that this morning with My mom's razor I almost sliced my wang off! Then It hit me, My mom shaves her legs, maybe more. And so that means if she shaves her pubes it would be just like me and her having sex! So I threw that purple razor away. Nasty. I noticed jizz on the toilet seat from were someone was wacking it. So I put Germ- X on the toilet seat. Then got high off it….. Me and Mungojerrie get high from time to time on cat-nip and dirt.
I mean, Me and Mungojerrie have I guess sexual chemistry. You might say this, I am bi- curious…
MATH CLASS- SHIITTT
I just got done talking to Mungojerrie and he showed me this watch he nabbed from this jewelry store. Its pretty on his striped paw….
" Dude guess what I found out!"
" What?"
" Dude, somebody likes you!"
I was soo fucking surprised! " Who the fuck Is it?"
" Well, *she* is tiger striped, attractive, really close to you?"
" Mungo, I have no Idea who the fuck your talking about."
"… Uhhh, My sister, Rumpelteazer!" he said in his cockney accent
" …. No offence but she is well a little too….."
" Admetus, It's me."
Mungojerrie stared at me a moment. Then he blinked. This is what you call in movies a romantic moment. Mungojerrie suddenly took his paw in mine. Exotica gave us the stare of death, that prep fucking SNITCHED on us!
Lets just say this, when a tom a queen get all romantic its fine.
But when two toms do it its unnatural and terrible?
We both got 5 days of suspension…. Excuse for me not to write in this damn diary. Fine I'll write on some days. But I am confused about me and Mungojerrie. It was weird when his hand held mine it was almost as if it was I have died and gone up to see the Everlasting Cat. It was if thousands of needles have gone through me and I felt nothing.
Wait till mom hears about this!
September 3, 2010
I slept in today. Mom isn't happy with the reason I am suspended. She decided NOT to tell my father Gus, because he is an old ass fart and it would probably give him a heart attack.
I talked to Mungojerrie we avoided the subject of me and him together. He asked if we could go to the Burger King? I said okay. His Dad, Skimbleshanks is super pissed.
I met him at Burger King, he acted weirder than usual. He suddenly busted up " Dude, I don't want to sound like a fruit but what the fuck was yesterday about?"
" You said you liked me and we held hands, Exotica ratted on us. We got suspended."
"….. I do like you Admetus." Mungojerrie smiled.
I didn't know that the fuck I was supposed to say " I like you too."
He smiled a bit " This is weird. Isn't it?"
" Yep." I exhaled.
" What do you think sex feels like?"
"…. I think it feels like when your jacking it but you have no control?" I shrugged
" No ..sex with a tom."
" …..I have no idea."
" Lets talk about chicks.. Out of all my sister's friends which one would you f*ck?" Mungojerrie asked.
" Not Electra, too ugly. Not Jemima, Her mother would probably rip my c*ck off. Ectetera might go spazz on me, Maybe Victoria, you know she is super flexible."
Mungojerrie nodded " I fucked Rumpelteazer before."
I gagged at that moment " WHAT!"
"…. Just kidding."
" Who would you have sex with if you had to pick between Etcetera, Electra, Jemima or Victoria." I asked.
Mungojerrie f*cking ignored me. He looked at his phone and suddenly jumped out of his seat, stealing the salt and pepper shakers.
" I'm sorry dude I gotta go. My Dad…."
He leaned over and pecked me on the cheek and ran off.
…. Today was a weird day. Very weird.
Yep I'm doing that diary/ journal thingie too..
Sorry with all the….. Bad things in it ** smirks**
Also Sorry for all the other sibling issues. I fixed them :)
I still think of Asparagus, Addie, Plato, Tumbles,Etcy and Pouncie are siblings :P
