So Juliet woke up in the Capulet's family tomb surrounded by the corpses of her ancestors with the hopes that her Romeo would be there so they could flee to Mantua and live happily ever after. Unfortunately in this story everyone either gets eaten or is scared for life.


Scene 1

Gazing through the dark, Juliet cried out "Romeo, where is my dear Romeo?" There was no response. Juliet looked around, surveying her surroundings. The air was musty and smelled of shit. Juliet wrinkled her nose. "God… do they bath not?" But then she realized they were dead! With a terrified scream she ran for the exit. But when she tried pulling open the door it wouldn't budge, so she tried pushing but it still wouldn't budge. She tried calling for help but no one answered. She turned back around to face to bodies. "Okay," she told herself, "Romeo will be here soon. I'll go to my happy place in the mean time."

But, unfortunately Romeo didn't come soon, he came five days later. Now you might imagine how hungry Juliet was by this time. The hunger began to consume her until she caught herself glancing over at Tybalt and thinking to herself "He'd be the freshest… No, no, don't think about that, he's your cousin for goodness sake… your dead cousin… STOP IT!" But during the following hour she found herself gazing in his direction.

Then a flower fell from the ceiling. (Go with it) and Juliet picked it up. "Okay, tell me what to do." She began picking off the petals saying "I'll eat him… I won't eat him… I'll eat him… I won't eat him." Finally the last petal said eat him.

"Okay," she thought, "Maybe just a bit," and with that she took the dagger from Tybalt's belt and cut off a piece of flesh from his arm. "Ohhh… tastes like chicken!" she cried with delight.


Scene 2

Half way through eating Tybalt, who shows up, but our dear Romeo breaking down the door. "Juliet? Where is my love? How dost she? How-" he stopped short when he saw Juliet hovering over Tybalt's body, eating him. She gazed up. "Ohhh, my love, this good to see you!" She stands up. "Why, my love why do you gaze at me so?" Romeo took a step back. "What on earth?" he asked. "I kinda got hungry. Oh well,he was already dead. I was down here for five f***ing days because of you and now you do not greet me with kind eyes?" She waited for a response from him, but he just kept glancing and Tybalts shriveled body on the floor.

"Fine……………..ARGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" she lunged out, throwing herself at him. Quickly, he side-stepped her and screamed. "AAAHHHHHH" she yelled again, taking the dagger from Romeo's belt and stabbing him in the heart. "This is what you have turned me into," she whispered in his ear as he fell to the ground and died.