A computer sat on Sergeant Fuery's desk, not having any clue to what the object was, the team surrounded the sergeant as he worked vigorously to fix it.
Finally Mustang asked. "What's with the weird TV?"
"This, sir, is a computer!" Fuery corrected proudly, starting it up.
Mustang turned to Hawkeye and whispered. "A computer is a brand of TV, right?" Hawkeye shrugged.
"Now that is just plain silliness, you guys are behind the times! Don't you have an ipod or a cell phone?" Fuery gasped when his superior officers shook their heads. "Well, then I'll show you something cool!" He goes to the internet and Goolge pops up. "What do you want to know about?"
"Wrenches!" Whinry exclaimed excitedly. Why she was there, no one knew but that was just her thing. Fuery typed in 'wrenches' and pictures of said tool pop up. "YAY!" Whinry hugged the screen.
"Cool! Put my name in!" Mustang Shouted.
"No, do me!" Ed insists.
Thinking that it was a good idea, Fuery types in both. RoyEd yaoi pops up. Mustang and Ed scream in horror.
Hawkeye gasps, thinking something along the lines of 'hot sexy goodness'. Whinry's mouth hangs open and starts chanting to herself. "Take it off!"
"Oops." Fuery quickly gets rid of the page and apologizes.
Later that night
Hawkeye and Whinry sneak into the office unbeknownst that the other is there. Hawkeye spots the crazed mechanic. "Why are you sneaking around here?" She demands.
""I could ask you the same thing!" Whinry retorts. The two glare at each other until Whinry finally breaks. "The yaoi…"She admits.
"Same here."
"EW! You pedophile!" Whinry exclaims. "You like Edward?!"
"NO!"
"Oooh…" Whinry glances at the computer. "Let's watch!" Hawkeye gives thumbs up.
That Morning
Mustang enters the office for work and spots Whinry and Hawkeye sitting Golem-style in front of the computer, their eyes are blood shot and they are drooling at the yaoi. Mustang runs up to Hawkeye and shakes her. "Snap out of this! Say something!"
Hawkeye speaks in a zombie mode, never taking her eyes off the screen. "Guy…on…guy…"
"NOOOO!" Mustang cries. "Riza, I can't loose you like this!"
Just then, Edward enters the room. He sees the girls. "Oh, crap." Whinry jumps Ed and ties him up. She laughs maniacally.
Mustang relizes he's tied up too. "No! Please Riza, don't do this!" Hawkeye forces Mustang on Ed.
"Why, Whinry, why?" Ed cries.
"Takes off his pants!" Whinry commands Roy.
"But I'm tied up and I don't want too." He whines.
Hawkeye brandishes her gun. "You will and you will like it."
Mustang cries. "I'm sorry!" Loses all control. "I'm sorry I ran over Black Hayate while trying to drive even though that's your job! At least I didn't kill him!"
Ed notices that this may be their only escape and starts crying too. "I'm sorry I forgot your birthday and shot you with paintball guns whenever you wore anything white!"
The two females glance at each other.
"Good." Whinry smiles.
"Now you know what will happen to you the next time you piss us off." Hawkeye threatens.
"Now, I want a new wrench!" Whinry says.
"Yeah, and get me some chocolate!" Hawkeye adds.
"Alright."
