I am writing random stuff, because I have writers block on my stories life after being kidnapped. Gah! I love jace!!!-writegirl94

Shadow hunters CHATROOM

Jace: I love laptops!!!

Alec: they are covenant.

Isabelle: did you get yours in a faded brown?

Jace: ha-ha

Clary: uh-oh. Have you guys left the house in the last week?

Isabelle: duh! We go slay demons every night.

Clary: don't talk about that- jace might get all hot and bothered. Lol

Jace: I'm still here!!! Is Alec?

Alec: yeah. I am with Magnus. Were at one of those coffee shops were everyone is on the computer. Mundies are stupid. And couch potatoes.

Isabelle: but there fun to play with.

Clary: ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!!!

Jace: who is it this week?

Alec: ill kill him!

Isabelle: go suck face with Magnus

Clary: you're obsessed with having sex with mundies!

Jace: you're obsessed with drawing…

Alec: well you're obsessed with killing!!!

Clary: is Alec obsessed with anything?

Isabelle: hmmmm………

Jace: he's obsessed with guys.

Isabelle: JACE!

Clary: JACE!!!

Alec: jerk!!!

Mayrse: that's enough!!

Isabelle: mom?!!?!

Mayrse: were going to therapy!

Clary: oh boy…..

Jace has signed off

Isabelle has signed off

Alec has signed off

Mayrse has signed off

Clary has signed off.

Clary slowly got up and walked toward the kitchen where there was a huge fight brewing. She grabbed a soda, a few power bars and a monster energy drink. Also a bag of sugar. This was going to be a long night. She stashed the food in her room, and when everyone went to bed, she feasted.

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Jace lay in his bed throwing g blades into a target on his wall

"WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!" Someone yelled outside his door. His knife went into his dresser. He jumped up and ran out the door where clary was running down the halls. She was going uber fast so it took jace three times to catch her.

"clary? Are you ok?" he shook her. Her green eyes dilated.

"YEPP!! I ATE A BAG OF SUGAR THREE POWER BARS A MONSTER ENERGY DRINK A SODA AND A GREEN PLUM FROM TAKIS!!!!" Screamed clary, running through his room and out the windows. Jace dived after her. Clary had ate fairy food.

"Clary!" jace yelled running through the park. He looked around, seeing fairies galore. Fairie food, and fairies. This wasn't a good sign.

"wheeee!" clary yelled. Jace spun in circles looking for her. The only other place she could be was above him. As soon as he looked up clary smashed into him, sending him crashing tp the ground. "hunge gave me a ride! He said you'd catch me! You didn't catch me!" clary yelled.

"clary! I didn't know where you were!" jace yelled back at her. She had gotten up and was spinning in circles.

"we introduce the lolly pop men! The lolly pop men! The lolly pop men! We introduce the loooolllyyy pop meeen! The lolly pop men of munchkin land!" she sang! She looked at jace. "of my god!!! It's a lolly pop man! Runnnnn!!!" clary screeched and ran deeper into the park. But before she got three steps, jace lunged and tackled her into the ground. he held her there screaming and called alec. Clary was going to take more than him to contain.

"the French men will throw cows at you!" she hissed while the phone rang. She continued to scream, but not understand able. Eventually alec picked up.

"what in the world jace?" alec hissed. "who is screaming?" alec sounded more alert.

"clary- she ate" jace started to say

"is valentine there?" he screamed. "Where are you jace?"

"central park. Follow the screaming. I hid put an invisibility rune on her so humans cant hear-" the phone hung up.

"alec is coming!" clary yelled. She squirmed out of his grip, and they wrestled. She still yelling something about French men.

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alec got out of a cab and sprinted towards the screaming. Alec was thankful isabelle wasn't there in her heels. As he neared, he understood the screaming.

"stupid lollypopman!! Let me go!! The French men will get you!! Help me munchkins!!!" clary yelled. Jaces response was "gosh dangit! There is no- OW- french man! Stop fighting!" alec ran faster.

"what just hit me?" jace yelled

"a cow!" clary screamed. Alec finally found jace and clary. They were rolling around on the ground fighting.

"hey, what's up?" alec said leaning against a tree.

"the lolly pop men are attacking me!" clary yelled.

"just help me! Ow! Clary ate- ow!- fairy food!" alec pulled clary off jace and was rewarded with a kick in the stomach.

"OW! Help me jace!" he hissed. Jace and alec pinned clary and bound her arms and legs with runes. She trashed around screaming, but about the wizard of oz, as the boys fixed themselves up.

"the oz will get you todo! Run away with the lolly pop man! The witch!! The- the-the, witch…" clary was yelling but she fell asleep with a yawn. Jace chuckled and picked her up. Alec removed the runes

"what else did she eat? That was a lot of hyperness." Alec asked.

"a monster energy drink, sugar, and power bars." Jace said.

"wow-" alec started to say more but clary interrupted him "surprise! Im a good actress! Mwahahaha!" she laughed delightedly and ran into the city.

"oh boy," alec said, and the two boys took off after her.

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Clary didn't get far into the city until her vision turned green, and everything was moving in circles. She backed into an ally. She fell to the ground and weird looking things swarmed around her. She did the only thing that she could do. She yelled "JACE!!"

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Jace herd clarys scream and turned around. He was surprised to see her on the ground swatting at the air. She looked so vulnerable. Jace walked to her and picked her up. She clung to his jacket whimpering. She needed medicine and fast. Jace ran her home and gave her the medicine with the lightwoods hovering anxiously all of them watching her sleep. When she finally woke up she looked at her dirty cloths and said "what happened?"

Hope you liked it. Ill write more. And maybe one for valentine. It might be a while, because I am working on life after being kidnapped to. Its another mortal instrument fanfic. Reviews are almost as good as jace kisses! 3 writegirl94