Hey Y'all! I'm trying to make the stories kind of like the show so I'm putting these in:

HM opening theme.

HM Conversion to different scene.

………..HM……….. Commercial break.

Enjoy!

Rioichi

"Waddy, wittle ol' Miley needs here some new stilettos…" Miley says in a baby voice.

"Whoever this "Waddy" is, i'm sure he doesn't want his wallet blown up!"

"But daddy!"

"No buts. You got a pair last week in silver. It had glitter on it, and that glitter got in my eye. I'm telling you Miles, it's not worth it!"

"And I'm telling you, daddy, glitter is SO innocent once you get to know it."

Robbie Ray raises an eyebrow.

"Wow. I've been hanging out with Lilly for too long, haven't I?"

"Longer than you know…" Jackson says, butting in.

"You see, daddy! Jackson spends all his cash on chrome spinners, car paint, and those stank air fresheners!!"

"Yes. But may I remind you, I have cash, and you're broke as a joke!"

"But…shoes are more important than car stuff!"

"No, they're not!"

"Yes, they are!"

"No, they're not!"

"YES, THEY ARE!!!"

Miley gives Jackson a look of doubt, crossing her arms.

"They are…." Jackson says "THEY JUST ARE! AND I'LL SHOW YOU!!"

Jackson runs out, his money flying everywhere. When Robbie Ray turns around, Miley grabs a forty. Lilly and Oliver enter.

"Hey dad, I think I'll get a job."

"I don't know Mile. You sure you can do that by yourself?

"Well…no. But I know where I can get some help."

Oliver and Lilly enter. Miley puts her arms around them.

"Daddy," Miley begins, "I've got my loving friends with me to help me out."

"What?! I don't love you!"

"Yeah, like a sister, but not a girlfriend…!"

Miley whacks him upside his head.

"I never said that, you doughnut!"

"Oh…" Oliver said, blushing. "…Awkward…"

"Yeah…" Miley replies

"And I don't love you either!" Lilly says

"I know…but just smile…" Miley says, "'Cause it's all we got…"

"Ok, kids, I approve. But if you do get paid, don't let it get to your head."

"Thanks, dad."

Oliver and Lilly sit down.

Oliver had paint all over his hands.

"Hey Oliver, there's something on your face."

"What? What? WHERE?!"

Oliver rubbed his hands all over his face

"Did I get it?"

"Yeah…" Lilly said, holding back the laughter. "You got it…"

"Oh, ok. Thanks. For a second there, I thought I was covered in paint."

"No, you're good."

"Not in the head though…" Miley whispers under her breath.

"What was that Miley?" He asked

"Nothin'!!"

HM

There's our first chapter! I'll update soon!