Yeah yeah, I know. 'A Valentine's fic? In April?'. Well I started this on Valentine's day and it's still not done (my stupid mind makes more plot every day.) but I decided I'd upload it now just to see what people think.
Title: Because of Saint Valentine's.
Authoress: Lehrohon-hime
Next upload: Two weeks from now (April 23).
Pairing: NarutoXSasuke
Genre: Romance/Comedy
Rated: T
Why: Language.
Warnings: Bad language, possible murder of grammer, rabid fan girls, and two hot guys put into awkward situations... together... (Muhahahahaha)
Sasuke was annoyed, more than usual this time.
It was that accursed day again. The day that the Devil himself must have invented. The only day that gave his fan girls the right to take their insane obsession with him to new heights; when he was, not only, constantly bombarded by people screaming and confessing their eternal love for him, but he also had thousands of chocolates, flowers, candies, and many other things, chucked at him.
That's right. Valentine's Day.
The torture had begun that morning.
As he awakened he pulled himself out of bed, still worn out from yesterday's mission. He took a step away from his bed and heard a crunch beneath him. He picked up his foot to reveal a squashed box of chocolates. It was only part of one of the many piles of Valentine's gifts that Sasuke had in his room. He surveyed his room thoughtfully 'Did the piles grow since yesterday?' His eyes darted suspiciously around the room, searching for a cause. Surely it wasn't Valentine's already.
He shook his head and grabbed his clothes. 'Kakashi told me yesterday that it's on Sunday, not today,' he reasoned.
He headed to his bathroom to take his morning shower. He turned on the water and ran his hand under it, then, twisting a tap, waited for the water to warm up. As steam began to rise from it, Sasuke pulled a knob, and a stream of water burst from the showerhead. He'd taken a step back from the tub and begun pulling his shirt over his head when he heard a scream, loud and shrill enough, to make the dead cover their ears in pain.
He whipped around and looked out his window. There, watching him, were three girls, all of whom were obviously his fans. One was hyper-ventilating, one was drooling slightly, and one was becoming scarlet as a blush ran over her cheeks. The one that was hyper-ventilating screamed again and began jumping up and down, turning in circles, flapping her hands. Sasuke quickly turned off the water, grabbed his shirt and walked out of the room, closing the door soundly behind him.
After that he vowed that he was not going to go in that room until this madness was over. After another near fan girl miss when he tried to change in his bedroom, he decided that wasn't safe either, so he changed in the only room without windows: his closet.
It had been a long three hours since then and the fan girls hadn't left. In fact, their number seemed to have grown. He was beginning to have trouble seeing his lawn.
He was also seeing a lot more of his mail man than he was used to. He would arrive every ten minutes and it would be like a parting of the red sea. As the girls saw the faithful postal worker, loaded with cards, candies and every other valentine thing you could think of, they would part, leaving a huge gap down the center of Sasuke's lawn. The worker would then knock on his door and be directed to place whatever it was he had in Sasuke's bedroom or any other room he wished. He would then exit, after a quick thought on how lucky Sasuke was and at what age he must have lost his virginity.
The brunette lounged on his couch and looked out his living room window at a young fan girl peeking in.
"Sasuke! I LOVE you!" She screamed.
He sighed and pushed himself up. The fan girl let out an excited squeal. Sasuke stretched and leisurely walked over to the window where the young fan girl was standing. He gave her a smirk, then slammed the window shut and closed the blinds.
He turned and walked back to his couch. He slumped down and covered his ears already anticipating his mistake.
"He smiled! At me! He loves me!" the girl screamed outside his closed window. "He really does!"
"Oh my GOD! Really? You are so lucky!" shrieked a second girl.
"No way! You have got to be lying!"
"No! I swear to GOD! He smiled! At ME!" the first girl screamed again.
"You are SO LUCKY!"
"I wish I were you! What did it look like?" screamed a familiar voice. "I bet it's dreamy!"
"Oh Ino, it was! So sweet and amazing and, and," At this point in time the fan girl lost her ability to pronounce actual words and resorted to the high pitched squeal for which all fan girls are known. Hearing the first squeal the other fan girls joined in, all thinking of Sasuke and his 'sex god-ish-ness'.
The sex god in question sighed in exasperation. Why did he have to smirk at that girl? It only encouraged them. He knew fan girls were incapable of taking any kind of hint. Now there was no chance that he was going to get to leave his home. Every girl out there would want to have 'their' Sasuke 'smile' at them too.
He leaned back and covered his eyes with the back of his hand. 'All I want to do is just crawl into bed and sleep through this sorry excuse of a day.' He thought. 'But I can't do that either. These stupid fan girls.'
His room was now filled to the brim with pink frilly cards, chocolates of all kinds, thousand of candies, flowers, and a random fan girl who'd mailed herself to him. She was the reason he'd been forced to change in the closet.
She had jumped out when he'd come back from the shower and was about to change. The moment he'd seen her leap he'd knocked her unconscious with a quick jutsu. She was now lying on his bed and he wasn't sure if she was still out of it or just enjoying the thought of being in Sasuke's very own bed.
He sighed and removed his hand from in front of his eyes.
"Sasuke! Sasuke! We love you!" The words from outside drifted into his room. "Sasuke! Sasuke! We love you! Come out! Come out! Whoohoo!"
'Oh my lord,' thought Sasuke, horrified. 'They've started a chant!' He covered his face with his hands. 'That's it. I'm getting out of here.'
"Sasuke! Sasuke! We want you! "
'Where can I go?' He wondered as he expertly tuned out the mad chanting.
Sakura's place was out of the question. First off he was pretty sure he heard her voice among those chanting, and second off he was pretty sure she'd either try to drug him and rape him while he was there, or spend the whole time confessing her undying love.
He could go to Kakashi's place, but it was Kakashi's fault he was in this mess in the first place. Sasuke also had a feeling that if he went there now he'd walk in on something rather 'adult' involving: two of his former teachers, a bed, and something out of Icha Icha.
Sasuke shuddered. That was not an image he wanted stuck in his mind.
That left only one person.
'Naruto.' Sasuke thought. 'Why didn't I think of him earlier?' Sasuke mentally chided himself. 'No one would expect me to be with him on Valentine's Day. Not to mention that he's really easy to bribe.'
Sasuke pushed himself up off the couch and stretched. "I'm going." he stated with certainty as walked toward the front door.
The front door of Sasuke's house swung open and out he stepped. The chanting stopped immediately as the fan girls became aware of his presence. Sasuke turned around and locked his door behind him. He slipped the key into his pocket and walked down the path. Then it happened.
A fan girl screamed and lunged at him, desperate to grab a piece of her true love. Sasuke casually dodged to the left to avoid her. He watched as she fell to the ground and swung around just in time to see a second fan girl throwing herself at him. This time he stepped to the right. He saw a third girl preparing to leap from the corner of his eye. He turned to face this new threat and was knocked to the ground from behind.
Turning towards the third girl left his back wide open for an attack.
The first girl, seeing this, had risen up and tackled him to the ground. She now squealed in delight as she wrapped her arms around him. She finally had her true love in her arms.
Chaos began.
The other fan girls suddenly leapt into action. They dove at the couple.
"THAT'S MY SASUKE!" was the scream that was heard.
The first fan girl was ripped off and the fans grabbed whatever part of Sasuke they could, arm, leg, head; it didn't matter to them, it was all part of their beloved. The poor/lucky (1) brunette was soon crushed under a horde of insane and hormonal fan girls, fighting over him, all the while screaming out their eternal love and adoration.
In all the yelling, name calling, bitch slapping, and hair pulling, no one noticed the crushed Sasuke disappear into a puff of smoke, or the shadow that raced out of the empty house and into the trees, heading towards a certain blonde's apartment.
(1) Come on! He's got girls pilled on top of him! I know tonnes of people who would love that.
Alright! That's it! The end of the first chapter! I hope you liked it! This is my first chaptered fanfic and my second fanfic ever (I am so proud.).
Please reveiw to help me learn and get better. If you hated it tell me why and I'll try to work out how to fix it. If you loved it tell me why and I'll be very fan girlish about it (not to mention I'll give you a cookie for it!). Also, don't be afraid to say "Leh you misspelled something!" because I misspell words a lot (I'm actually wondering right now if misspell is spelt right sigh).
Anyway,
See ya next chapter!
-Leh
