A/N: Hey guys. I came up with a wild idea. Set in season 8. Monica and Ross make a startling discovery and Chandler gets a shock. How will Monica cope with this? Teeny Tiny bit of Mondler and a little bit of Phoey friendship. I don't care if half the stuff in this story is impossible guys so I don't need reviews stating it. I am back at school (bye bye summer) so I can't update daily. I do karate on Thursday and do Dance (NOT ballet) on Wednesday so, yeah. Summers up so I won't be doing that much so more frequent updates. This is a long enough authors note, sorry for boring you guys! Anyway, here is chapter 1. There will be more Chapters guys not to worry.


Monica's POV:

Tuesday 2rd January 2001

"Chandler!" I hollered from the bedroom.

"What?" He asked walking in.

"What did I tell you about crummies?"

"No no no I was so careful!" He says collapsing into the bed searching for them.

I chuckled and left the room.

As I walk into the room, I see a newspaper on the table. It's wide open on the sports section. I pick it up and read it. They are doing brother-sister DNA examination. This is pays… $7000 PER SIBLING! I have to call Ross about this.

Ross: Hello?

Monica: Hey Ross it Monica.

Ross: Hey what's up?

Monica: I found this brother-sister DNA project and I was wondering if you were interested?

Ross: What Monica? No.

Monica: It pays $7000 per sibling.

Ross: Let's do it!

Monica: Okay I will be over in a couple of hours with the details.

Ross: Okay bye.

Monica: Bye.

"Hey, sweetie?" I call from the kitchen.

"Yeah?" Chandler replies.

"I am doing this DNA thingy tomorrow and I'm really sacred will you come with me please?"

"Sure. I'm going central perk. You wanna come as well?"

"Yeah sure." And with that, we were gone.

Wednesday 3rd January 2001

Okay, so today is the day of the tests. I am as nervous as a turkey a week before thanksgiving. Anyway its 7pm me and Chandler better get in the Porsche and pick up Ross from the university.

"Hey Ross!" I greet him.

"Hey Mon. What's Chandler doing here?" He says back

"I was very nervous and he said he would come with me."

"Oh okay then, let's go."

We get into Porsche and drive up to Manhattan Royal Clinic.

Here we go. The place where they take the samples. I help Ross out of the back. I take Chandlers hand and I walk in. I am literally as scared as shi- oh no, look Richard is here. Chandler will flip.

"Hi I'm Monica Bing and this is Ross Geller. Were here for the DNA sibling project." I said with my voice still quivering.

"You do have the exact parents, don't you," The receptionist said and I nod. Her eye went to Chandler "and who may you be?"

"I'm Chandler Bing."

"Are you related to Monica at all?"

"No, well only through marriage. I'm her husband."

"Oh that makes much more sense. If you 3 can have a seat over there the doctor will call you 2 over."

"Okay." I say tightening my grip on Chandler's hand.

We sit in these plastic seats. Ross was flirting with some female scientist. Me and Chandler were talking about which celebrity's asses I can kick.

"How about…um…Lindsey Lohan?" Chandler says laughing a little.

"Um…depends if she and I sober or not." I say smirking.

"Haha I love drunken Monica." He says laughing really hard

"What about drunken Chandler."

"Oh no he's an ass."

"Yeah."

"Yeah."

"Monica Bing and Ross Geller." The doctor calls.

"Okay good luck!" Chandler says kissing my check.

"Thanks honey." I say going into the doctor's room.

"Okay guys I'm Dr. Longfest. If you sit there and you sit there we will check both of your blood and your DNA. Okay?" Dr. Longfest says. Me and Ross nod and follow her instructions.

"Um, guys. Something you'd like to tell me?" Dr. Longfest asks annoyed.

"No? Why? What's happened?" Ross says.

"You're not brother and sister. In fact you're not even related."

"WHAT!?" I scream.

"Who are our birth parents?" Ross asks.

"Well," He was searching through his computer "Ross's birth parents are Jack and Judy Geller. And Monica's birth parents are Laura and Herbert Burke. Monica has a brother called Dr. Richard Burke."

"WHAT!? I HAVE GONE OUT WITH RICHARD!" I am now fuming and faint.

"Oh. That must be a shock."

"Well what do you think Sherlock?" Ross says sarcastically.

"Something else I have to tell Monica. Your 100% defiantly pregnant!" The doctor says.

"Really? I am?" I am 100000% happy now. "I know the answer but who's the father?"

"Um…lay down on here and I will check its DNA." He instructs me.

"Before that can Ross be replaced with Chandler Bing? Sorry Ross it's just I want to be with Chandler."

"It's okay Mon I'll go and get him."

Ross walks out and gets Chandler.

"Hey man." Ross says.

"Hey Ross." He says back.

"Monica needs you in room 4."

"OH MY GOD! Is she okay?" He asks panicking.

"She is fine. She just wants you." He lets out a sigh and comes in my room.

"Hey I'm Chandler." He says to the doctor.

"Okay sir come in." The doctor says.

"Hey honey what's up."

"Chandler, I'm pregnant." I say.

"Really? That's amazing!" He says hugging me.

"Would you like to find out the gender and the father?" The doctor asks.

"Okay." We say simultaneously.

"Well, you are 4 months along and you are having twin boys. The father to both is 100% Chandler Bing. I'll give you a moment." He says leaving.

"I name the first one you name the second." I say to him.

"Okay that's fair." He says smirking a little.

"Another thing." I say.

"Okay shoot."

"Ross isn't my brother, Richard Burke is"…