I don't own Stargate SG-1. If I did, they'd have found the Furlings by now and THE SHOW WOULD NOT BE CANCELLED!
Monday, Feb. 21.
SGC.
Colonel Jack O'Neil looked over his equipment. He loved this job. It was so… He squinted at a certain spot. 'Well, hello…' He picked up his standard issue handgun and looked it over closely. Yes, that certainly hadn't been on his before…
"Uh, Danny?"
Dr. Daniel Jackson turned to his CO as he finished tying his bandanna. "Yes Jack?"
"I think this is your gun."
"What makes you say that?"
One nerdy Anthropologist who's died twice, can speak 37 different languages, and has a girl on nearly every planet: $30,000 a month.
He tossed it to him.
"It's got that thief lady Vala's Homeworld's Gate address engraved on the side."
Daniel blushed. "Oh…whoops…" He took a corner of his jacket and started rubbing it hastily, trying to wipe the Sharpie away. Teal'c, the Jaffa warrior of SG-1, raised an eyebrow.
"Is it not a practice among the Tauri to give each other references at which they can be communicated at during courtship?"
One false god-fighting alien warrior who can flip over a bus and doesn't know the definition of the word "clueless": $20,000 and a box of doughnuts.
Jack smiled as Daniel stuttered. "Very true Teal'c. The only problem is, that's one gate address he doesn't want to have reference of."
Teal'c blinked. "Indeed." He said gruffly and shut his locker.
Suddenly there was a knock on the door.
One blonde, beautiful, female egghead who's too damn smart for her own good: $40,000 a month.
"C'mon guys, what's taking so long? You exchanging girl's phone numbers in there or something?"
Daniel blushed redder. Teal'c merely raised an eyebrow and answered her. "As you would say, In a manner of speaking, Major Carter."
Carter giggled on the other side of the door. Jack merely smiled and opened it.
"C'mon kids, time to go." He called back cheerfully as he made his way down the hall. Carter followed close behind her CO and Daniel and Teal'c caught up shortly later just outside the gateroom. The sliding concrete doors opened to the sound of the address begin put into the gate and Walter saying "Chevron six-encoded."
The team lined up at the ramp at the bottom of the massive stone ring.
"So, ready to see what kinda trouble we can cause on this planet?" Jack joked as he turned to his team.
Carter giggled, Daniel chuckled as he tightened his bandanna, and Teal'c merely smiled and bowed his head and said "Indeed."
"Chevron seven-"
Having a team comprised of the aforementioned and kicking snake-head ass one planet at a time…
"Locked!"
…Priceless.
I'm gonna make a few more chapter to this. I know tis been done to death, but c'mon! Please review!
