Disclaimer: I own nothing…. except the Fang Shrine in my closet.
WOO HOO!!!! Second Fan Fic!! Now onto the ways I promised you that would undoubtfully successfully get you killed by an MR character….. Let's start with Max:
Pull out her feathers one by one saying, "Fang loves me, he loves me not."
Ask her to set on an egg because you want to witness birth.
Rewind the TV when she is around and say, "At least I can program my TiVo."
When she talks to her voice, bring her to an asylum. Spend the $50, they give you for checking her in, on birdseeds.
Sell her on eBay listed as "Exotic Parrot"
When she makes toast for breakfast throw it at her face and scream, "IT IS NOT SEXY ENOUGH!"
Tell her Fang is a freak on da sheets.
Tell her it's time to redecorate her room and bring her to Petsmart.
Duct tape her to a chair which is bolted to the floor and force her to watch Hannah Montana. Don't let her get up until she knows all the words to all the songs. After that gasp, pull her hair, and scream: "ITS HANNAH THE HOE!!! THE WIG……… IT'S GLUED ON TOO GOOD!!!" Slap her screaming,"WHERE'S MAX?" When she claims she is Max slap her again.
Take her combat boots and let the dog chew on them. When she says they're her's say: "Oops. Sorry. Wrong bitch."
Nothing against Max………. She's a beast. REVIEW PEOPLE REVIEW!!!
