Face the rath of Uta

Disclaimer: I do not in any way own Naruto I do however own my Oc's and the plot…kinda


I woke to the sound of somebody screaming bloody murder. Being the curious idiot I am I got out of bed and threw on my coat and boots and headed out to investigate. Wow I really am an idiot. As I peered out of the window I saw a group of people busy hacking a young couple to death. My heart seemed to skip a beat I couldn't comprehend exactly what was happening so without thinking I jumped out of the open window. Now I'm not a ninja so I guess jumping out of my bedroom window (silly me I forgot that it was on the second storey) was not a good idea. Guess what? I got hurt. This time it was my turn to scream, my deafening shriek caught the attention of the evil baddies and before I knew it I was pinned to a tree.

"Who are you?" a scary dude with a ton of piercings growled

Now if you were pinned to a tree by murderer what would you do? Sing of course! And so I sang, I'm not the greatest singer in the world okay I sound kind of like a drowning cat. Scary Dude With Piercings was confused taking the time to understand why I was singing (very badly I might add) it gave me enough time to scream for help although this I was sure wouldn't help because people in this neighbourhood tend to not give a crap.

Immediately I felt something cold against my neck I glanced down to see a kunai. Realization struck me Group of men killing couple+ Piercing guy +Kunai =Akatsuki. Okay so I've got to seem calm and as if I know everything easy peasy right… wrong, dead wrong. 'come on Uta you've read this like a thousand times, Akatsuki show up they threaten you, you tell them their names and whatnot and then you all become bff's and paint each others toe nails okay maybe not the last part about the toes but you just have to be calm' fat chance.

"He-he-hello Pein wassup homie" Oh no I just ruined it why can't I just shut the hell up.

I felt the kunai now breaking skin

"Who are you and how do you know my name" he hissed

I could feel his steely glare, okay officially scared now

"Uum my names Utako" I squeaked

"Where are we" he asked the pressure on the kunai lightened slightly I now remembered the other Akatsuki standing around.

"In New Jersey on Earth" I replied surprising myself by my calm zen-ness

He had a curious (but still scary as hell) look on his face.

"On the same planet in another dimension" I clarified

He actually seemed to understand for a man who wanted peace by creating a whole lot of wars he was pretty smart.

"Please come inside its cold out" I said referring to the house

'yeah bring criminals into your house oh and later you can make some tea and crumpets' my inner voice whom I've dubbed Mira said 'Oh shush this is how it happens in the fanfics'

Back to reality Pein seemed to have a thoughtful look on his face.

He then looked at me in the eyes scrutinizing me to see if I was leading him into a trap. Deeming me harmless he nodded removing the kunai from my poor neck and signalling me to lead them into the house.


I know it sucks and is really short but the next chapter will be longer I'll try to update every week maybe sooner if you review