Harry: Well, it's been nineteen years exactly since I defeated Voldemort.
Ginny: What an odd thing to say...
(Ron and Hermione enter)
Hermione: Come on Rose, come on Hugo.
Harry: What the hell kind of circus freak name is Hugo?
Hermione: Well he is Grawps lovechild after all, Hugo sounded fitting.
Harry: Oh. No wonder he's 7 feet tall.
Ron: *grumbles*
Albus Severus: Dad, why is my name so retarded and Draco Malfoys kid got a cool name like Scorpius?
Harry: Just shut up and and start making rivals with him.
Lily Luna: Mum mum! I saw Teddy and Victoire in a carriage and they were wrestling!
Ginny: Ohoho, they sure were Lily.
Lily Luna: But..
Ginny: (cuts Lily off) They suuuure were.
(Train starts to whistle)
Harry: Alright boys, tell Proffesor Longbottom we said hi and don't try to commit suicide again with Devils Snare after being caught innapropriately handling the Mandrakes.
James Sirius: (sighs) OKAY Dad.
Harry: (turns to Albus) Oh, and if you get sorted into Slytherin by any chance...
Albus Severus: Yeah?
Harry: Don't bother coming home for Christmas.
Albus Severus: (starts stuttering)
Ginny: Oh, he's only joking.
(Harry smiles and ruffles Albus's hair)
Ginny: But seriously, if you don't get into Gryffindor, we'll kill your Pygmy Puff.
Harry: (nods once) Yeah.
(train whisltes again)
Harry: Okay, bye son! And remember, get into Gryffindor, make Scorpius's life a living hell, and do the opposite of everything teachers tell you to do.
Ginny: And get onto the quidditch team, Witches will be all over you!
James Sirius: It's true you know, seekers do a lot more than grabbing at snitches if you know what I mean. (winks)
Albus Severus: I don't get it.
Harry: Nor do I actually. Worst innuendo ever.
(Albus and James get onto Hogwarts express)
Ron: (speaking to Rose) OK Rose, you can make friends with James, but for the love of God nothing more, he's your cousin.
Hermione: And say hi to Grawp for me!
Ron: *grumbles*
(Rose gets onto train)
(Train starts to whistle and steam pours out as it pulls out from the station)
Ron: Well, see you later Harry, see you Ginny.
Harry: Bye Ron, bye Hermione.
(Ron and Hermione exit)
(Draco Malfoy approaches Harry. Harry tenses and stands up straight)
Harry: Ginny, go wait for me in the car.
(Ginny looks worried, then exits)
Harry: What do you want Malfoy?
Draco: I wanna do something.
Harry: (Balls fists) Yeah?
Draco: Something I should have done...
Harry: (Rolls sleeves) Yeah?
Draco: ...A long time ago.
Harry: (Flexes muscles) Yeah?!
Draco: ....
(both start snogging hard and feeling each other up)
Harry: All is well.
