(Harry, Ginny and their three children James Sirius, Albus Severus and Lily Luna await at Kings Cross Station for the departure of the Hogwarts express)

Harry: Well, it's been nineteen years exactly since I defeated Voldemort.

Ginny: What an odd thing to say...

(Ron and Hermione enter)

Hermione: Come on Rose, come on Hugo.

Harry: What the hell kind of circus freak name is Hugo?

Hermione: Well he is Grawps lovechild after all, Hugo sounded fitting.

Harry: Oh. No wonder he's 7 feet tall.

Ron: *grumbles*

Albus Severus: Dad, why is my name so retarded and Draco Malfoys kid got a cool name like Scorpius?

Harry: Just shut up and and start making rivals with him.

Lily Luna: Mum mum! I saw Teddy and Victoire in a carriage and they were wrestling!

Ginny: Ohoho, they sure were Lily.

Lily Luna: But..

Ginny: (cuts Lily off) They suuuure were.

(Train starts to whistle)

Harry: Alright boys, tell Proffesor Longbottom we said hi and don't try to commit suicide again with Devils Snare after being caught innapropriately handling the Mandrakes.

James Sirius: (sighs) OKAY Dad.

Harry: (turns to Albus) Oh, and if you get sorted into Slytherin by any chance...

Albus Severus: Yeah?

Harry: Don't bother coming home for Christmas.

Albus Severus: (starts stuttering)

Ginny: Oh, he's only joking.

(Harry smiles and ruffles Albus's hair)

Ginny: But seriously, if you don't get into Gryffindor, we'll kill your Pygmy Puff.

Harry: (nods once) Yeah.

(train whisltes again)

Harry: Okay, bye son! And remember, get into Gryffindor, make Scorpius's life a living hell, and do the opposite of everything teachers tell you to do.

Ginny: And get onto the quidditch team, Witches will be all over you!

James Sirius: It's true you know, seekers do a lot more than grabbing at snitches if you know what I mean. (winks)

Albus Severus: I don't get it.

Harry: Nor do I actually. Worst innuendo ever.

(Albus and James get onto Hogwarts express)

Ron: (speaking to Rose) OK Rose, you can make friends with James, but for the love of God nothing more, he's your cousin.

Hermione: And say hi to Grawp for me!

Ron: *grumbles*

(Rose gets onto train)

(Train starts to whistle and steam pours out as it pulls out from the station)

Ron: Well, see you later Harry, see you Ginny.

Harry: Bye Ron, bye Hermione.

(Ron and Hermione exit)

(Draco Malfoy approaches Harry. Harry tenses and stands up straight)

Harry: Ginny, go wait for me in the car.

(Ginny looks worried, then exits)

Harry: What do you want Malfoy?

Draco: I wanna do something.

Harry: (Balls fists) Yeah?

Draco: Something I should have done...

Harry: (Rolls sleeves) Yeah?

Draco: ...A long time ago.

Harry: (Flexes muscles) Yeah?!

Draco: ....

(both start snogging hard and feeling each other up)

Harry: All is well.