Don't Be Flash'n Steel When You Roll Through Compton
Written and Illustrated By : Jake Steel
(Soon to be: the movie)
Disclaimer:NOT for real...or is it? I don't own Harry Potter or nuthin like dat. No flames please, this is for fun.
REAL DISCLAIMER: THE FOLLOWING IS BASED OFF OF A TRUE STORY. ONLY THE NAMES OF PEOPLE, LOCATIONS AND ACTUAL EVENTS HAVE BEEN CHANGED.
Chapter 0": Why not start with One?
Who could hate a little British kid? The Dursleys could. Maybe that's why Lil' Harry Potter turned out this way.The aforementioned boy was sitting on the couch when he suddenly got bored and decided to hunt down Lord Moldyshorts, seeing as he had already taken over half the world. Harry was just too lazy to get up.
'Maybe today,' he thought. 'Nah, tomorrow', he thought and went back to sleep.
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Herheinie Granger stood waiting by the phone. She had done so for the past 6 months. Herself, Harry, and Ron had not enrolled in pigpimples that year so that they could pursue Lord Moldyshorts.She was giving up her education! and for what?
Harry had just rented an apartment with his new credit card (now that he had come of age, he did a lot of "of Agey" things, such as drinking, getting a credit card, driving, drinking and driving, etc.) and lived off of order-in pizza, and often the delivery boy did not come back out.
Not that it mattered much anyway, ever since Lord Moldyshorts had taken over half the world Pigpimples had been converted into a glue factory.
RING!RING! The phone had snapped her out of her thoughts. Her eyes darted over to caller ID. It read: Harry Potter". The long-awaited phone call! Could this really be it? She tried to regain her composure. Her hand shook as she pulled the phone up to her ear, "hello?"
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Harry, now sitting in the dark, shouted, "YOU THINK CUTTING OFF MY ELECTRICITY WILL STOP ME?!? NEVER!!"
RING, RING! He answered the phone, "What? Whadda mean you're cutting off my phone?! WHAT? MY credit card is expired?! YOUR credit card is expired!!!" His phone was then disconnected.
He pulled out his cell phone and made some quick calls before his cell phone was also disconnected. First, he called for a pizza, even if he couldn't pay for it with his credit card (not that he ever called for the pizza anyways, thats not what he wanted), then he called herheinie.
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"Hello?" asked Herheinie after answering the phone. "Ready?" "..." She took a deep breath. "ARE YOU READY!? THAT"S ALL YOU HAVE TO SAY AFTER- "
2 Hours Later
"Yeah, well, anyway, could you help me off the couch? I seem to have lost some muscle mass in my legs." Asked Harry while Herheinie was panting for air.
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Well that was my first chapter. Let me know what you think. Even if you flame, my house is fireproof! Except for the walls and roof.
Chapter 2 will be MUCH longer. If I get reviews. I'm planning to turn this into a gigantic epic story, and eventually a movie!!!!
The very last chapter, the very last line, will reveal an AMAZING secret.
Peace out.
