Author's Note: This is by far the weirdest dream I've EVER had.


I woke with a strangely comfortable feeling. I felt body heat next to me, but it took a few seconds for me to become officially weirded out. My eyes shot open and I looked to see a body lying on my left side. Not just any body…Paul Bettany. Wait…doesn't he have a wife? "Well this is new," I muttered.

I picked up his arm that was slung across my stomach and set it on his side trying not to wake him. I got out of bed and went into to the hall to think through the situation. Was this a good thing or a bad thing? I heard him move around in my sheets and decided. GOOD THING! I went back into my room.

He was sitting up in bed with a thin sheet covering just enough of him. He was eating an apple. "Good morning," he said and offered the apple, "Want some?"

I walked over to him and poked him, trying to prove to myself that he was real. "Why are you here?"

"You want me to leave?" he asked about to get up.

"No!" I said shoving him down.


Author's Note 2: Again…Weird….