The WARNING!!!: This is a story written for no other reason than to kill off a character. If that's not your cup of tea, you may want to think about skipping it and reading something of ours that isn't part of the Anime Hit List Arc. Thank you.


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The Notes: As this was originally in script format, (not allowed on this archive) I've had to rewrite it in an acceptable format. If you'd like to read the original (script format+images+pretty colors+dynamic font) just go to the Anime Hit List (homepage on our profile.)
Anime Assassin Corps Official Report

Case #17: Blue or Dead

The Client: Kalinn (Anime Hit List Visitor)


The Hit: Allen Schizar (Vision of Escaflowne)
The Intro:
"He needs to die. Die Allen die."

Simple. To the point. How could the AAC refuse? Kalinn, we've picked out one of the best to do the job.


The Hitwoman: Haunter of Saito High School's bathrooms, this young spirit in training is sister to the legendary School Spirit, Red Mantle. Her techniques include use of seductive movement, suggestive poses, and a punch of masochist love. She is the one who dons the ...

Blue Haten!


The Blue Report
by Blue Haten

Camera pans in on an average school restroom. Three sinks are on the left. Three stalls are on the right. A frosted glass window divides the room.

"Yoo-Hoo!"

A single fine leg beckons suggestively from the middle stall door.

Camera moves quickly over to the middle stall.

The door opens to reveal a young voluptuous brunette dressed in a blue haten which JUST covers her fleshy parts.

The camera lens begins to steam up. A hand from behind the scenes gives the lens a quick swipe with a kerchief.

"Would you like a blue haten...

"...Or a red one?"

"Blue!" is heard from behind the camera.

The camera view races towards the woman.

"Okay!"

The camera view is now encompassed by a leather fist... then stars. The vines of happiness coil around the camera.

Again from behind the camera, "Happiness! Please give me more."

"Only if you do as I say."

"Yes! Anything! Just hit me again!"

"Good. I just need you to document my next victim."


The camera's view reveals a pair of leather loafers on a blue-gray tiled floor. The view then pans left to reveal the inside of a stall. Graffiti is on the walls and the toilet is in need of cleaning.

The boom picks up some noises, the squeak of the restroom door opening. The view moves upward slowly to show a young man with long blonde hair and out-of-date clothing.

"Yoo-Hoo!"

The young man looks immediately to the middle stall. A dainty leg comes into view and then leaves again. The young one moves closer.

"Would you like a blue haten or a ..." She pouts. "Red one?"

The young man seems confused for a moment. Then a hand caresses his chest tenderly.

"Which one? Blue? Or -sniffle- Red?"

A light seems to turn on behind the young man's eyes. "Oh!!! I get it. That's right. I CHOOSE RED!"

"WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU CHOOSE RED?????!!!!!

"You,... you, ... YOU!!!

"BASTARD!!!!!"

The girl moves in on the man, her seductive demeanor gone. An angry glow grows into a flame about her.

"I'LL TEACH YOU FOR REFUSING ME!!!!!"

Blue Haten starts punching the imbecile... and punching... and punching. All he can do is scream. There is no pleasure for him. She continues to pummel him. Blood splatters everywhere including onto the camera lens. The boy's screams become a gurgle and then nothing. No sounds are heard but the squishy sounds of fists meeting hamburger. Camera fades out.

Mission accomplished on June 6, 2002.