Authors Note: I do not own Twilight in any way, it is all Stephenie Meyer's. This is out of good fun, I actually like the Twilight review and tell me what you think. Make sure to check out my HP fanfics. =]

Twilight Pt.1

Bella: Hello, I hate life and I have to go live with my dad in forks.

Charlie: I am anti-social and I don't notice anything, like vampires. Bella is a lot like me. Bella, I bought you a car. It's old.

Bella: Charlie, I am thinking about how much I hate old cars, but I love this one.

Charlie: Good. Billy's hot son that you'll fall in love with fixed it.

Bella: Cool. I am gonna go unpack.

Charlie: Cool. I am gonna watch sports and get drunk.

NEXT DAY

Bella: I am going to school in the rain.

Mike: I LOVE YOU BELLAAA!

Angela: My name is Angela. My name is Angela. My name is Angela.

Jessica: Like, Mike, like, come, like, talk to me.

*Cullen's walk in like supermodels'

Bella: Their hot.

*Bella runs up to Edward*

Bella: I LOVE YOU!!!!

Edward: I am leaving to go control myself cause I want to suck your blood.

Mike: C'mon now!

NEXT WEEK

Edward: So, your messed up, I'm messed up. Wanta get together?

Bella: CHYEAH!

Edward: I am dangerous though. Beware.

Bella: That's ok. I am too! I fall over a lot.

Edward: ME TOO!

NEXT DAY

Bella: LALALALALALALA *listening to iPod while in parking lot*

*Van almost crashes into her, but Edward saves her*

Edward: It's ok now I'm here!

Bella: Oh my gosh! How'd you do that? You're so fast and strong.

Edward: I know.

Tyler: I am sorry, Bella. *Has big gash in his face*

Bella: It's ok. I forgive you.

LATER AT THE HOSPITAL

Bella: How'd you save me, Edward?

Edward: I have a secret that I can't tell you yet.

Bella: UGH! Ok.

Mike: *pops up outta nowhere* Wanta go to the dance?

Bella: No. I am going to buy books!

Mike: I'm hot though…

Bella: Books are better.

Mike: Aww, ok.

NEXT DAY

*In Biology Class, Edward isn't here because he skipped*

Teacher: We are blood-typing today. YAY!

Bella: Ok, cool!

Mike: I WANNA GO FIRST!

*Mike bleeds a little and Bella gets all woozy*

Teacher: Bella you can go. Mike help Bella.

Mike: YES!

Edward: I will take it from hereee!

Mike: NO!

Edward: YES! *Shows fangs*

Mike: OK!

*Edward carries Bella to the nurse and he takes her home*

Authors note: Hope you liked it. Once again this is all in good fun. I have nothing against the Twilight series at all.