Authors Note: I do not own Twilight in any way, it is all Stephenie Meyer's. This is out of good fun, I actually like the Twilight review and tell me what you think. Make sure to check out my HP fanfics. =]
Twilight Pt.1
Bella: Hello, I hate life and I have to go live with my dad in forks.
Charlie: I am anti-social and I don't notice anything, like vampires. Bella is a lot like me. Bella, I bought you a car. It's old.
Bella: Charlie, I am thinking about how much I hate old cars, but I love this one.
Charlie: Good. Billy's hot son that you'll fall in love with fixed it.
Bella: Cool. I am gonna go unpack.
Charlie: Cool. I am gonna watch sports and get drunk.
NEXT DAY
Bella: I am going to school in the rain.
Mike: I LOVE YOU BELLAAA!
Angela: My name is Angela. My name is Angela. My name is Angela.
Jessica: Like, Mike, like, come, like, talk to me.
*Cullen's walk in like supermodels'
Bella: Their hot.
*Bella runs up to Edward*
Bella: I LOVE YOU!!!!
Edward: I am leaving to go control myself cause I want to suck your blood.
Mike: C'mon now!
NEXT WEEK
Edward: So, your messed up, I'm messed up. Wanta get together?
Bella: CHYEAH!
Edward: I am dangerous though. Beware.
Bella: That's ok. I am too! I fall over a lot.
Edward: ME TOO!
NEXT DAY
Bella: LALALALALALALA *listening to iPod while in parking lot*
*Van almost crashes into her, but Edward saves her*
Edward: It's ok now I'm here!
Bella: Oh my gosh! How'd you do that? You're so fast and strong.
Edward: I know.
Tyler: I am sorry, Bella. *Has big gash in his face*
Bella: It's ok. I forgive you.
LATER AT THE HOSPITAL
Bella: How'd you save me, Edward?
Edward: I have a secret that I can't tell you yet.
Bella: UGH! Ok.
Mike: *pops up outta nowhere* Wanta go to the dance?
Bella: No. I am going to buy books!
Mike: I'm hot though…
Bella: Books are better.
Mike: Aww, ok.
NEXT DAY
*In Biology Class, Edward isn't here because he skipped*
Teacher: We are blood-typing today. YAY!
Bella: Ok, cool!
Mike: I WANNA GO FIRST!
*Mike bleeds a little and Bella gets all woozy*
Teacher: Bella you can go. Mike help Bella.
Mike: YES!
Edward: I will take it from hereee!
Mike: NO!
Edward: YES! *Shows fangs*
Mike: OK!
*Edward carries Bella to the nurse and he takes her home*
Authors note: Hope you liked it. Once again this is all in good fun. I have nothing against the Twilight series at all.
