Hi guys! This is the first story Mitsuki and I have written together and posted on fanfiction. Hope you enjoy it. :)
Nanjirou chuckled to himself as he read the letter addressed to him from Ryoma. It was a Father's Day card. "How interesting."
'Dear my (very) perverted father,
I really don't know why I'm actually taking the time to write you this. Apparently you "taught me everything I know". When that becomes true, Tezuka would give up his place as the captain of our team to a random freshman. That states the fact that the prompt is not true in my case. I've taught myself everything I know. Almost everything.
Okay, so Tezuka hasn't given up his place. The only thing you have actually taught me is tennis. But you suck so much at teaching tennis. I have been losing to you every single time. Which would add up to… I don't know, maybe more than a hundred in my whole lifetime? And the worst part is, I have never won. Not even once. Therefore it is a complete and total waste of my time to write you a Father's day card, considering the fact that I have nothing to thank you for.
And that's what this is for! If you haven't noticed, you don't really teach me anything. For tennis, I usually teach myself. Either that or my teammates teach me things… Okay, I won't admit it, but you have taught me some things.
The only thing you are actually glad to teach me is the things I shouldn't be knowing at this age. I can't imagine how both kaa-san and Nanako put up with you. You're a real perv, you know? Maybe the next time I get pissed at you, I'll tell them you've been hitting on random people. Sick minded freak I call my father. No, I'm forced to call you father unwillingly.
So, have a very Happy and Joyful Father's Day… No, hold on. I need to tweak it just a little. Here. I'm done. Have a very Unhappy and Painful Father's Day.
(Not) With love,
Ryoma'
"… That kid sure knows how to write a Father's day card…" After reading the card over, Nanjirou sighed. He tossed it into a nearby trashcan and went to look in his "magazine".
Well, that was really fun. Review this story only if you think we deserve it!
