Okay, ladies and gentlemen, Welcome to my first Danny Phantom Fanfic.

I hope you enjoy it and you know what other emotions you typical humans usually display. If you have any ideas to make it suck less, just review and tell me what to do. There might be some minor Danny-Valerie in it. I don't know. Oh, and if it seems a little Out of character or something just tell me.

Please, guide me!

On with the story!

Oh yeah, the disclaimer: Danny Phantom and all that paraphanalina will someday belong ot me. Just not today.


It was lunchtime, and as usual Danny Fenton was sitting at his usual table in the back with his 2 friends Sam Manson and Tucker Foley. He was sitting at the table vainly poking his lunch while his friends eyed him warily.

"…Maybe if I get her in a cornered position with all of her weapons down, then I could tell her?"

As usual he was fruitlessly trying to concoct a plan to reveal his identity as ….

Dunna dunna dun his name's DANNY PHANTOM!!! (a/n: Alright).

At the same time he was obliviously driving Sam mad with jealousy and driving Tucker insane with his stupid, innocent, childlike not-knowing-that-Sam-likes-him nature. But don't worry.

Sam will get over it.

Some day.

Maybe with that guy from Hungary or wherever he was from.

Anyway…

Danny stabbed at his peas and turkey.

"Or maybe I could call ask her on a simple friendship based date and then at the end reveal myself. I mean, then she wouldn't have any weapons to immediately pull out. Hey, that just might work."

While Sam grew red with rage at the mere mention of a 'date', Tucker simply rolled his eyes. "Dude, you've got it bad. This thing with Valerie is going to get you in a lot of trouble.

Danny blushed and snapped out of his reverie. "I have no idea what you're talking about. I don't 'thing' for Valerie. She's one of my friends, and I simply want her to know the truth. The real me."

This drove Sam to the breaking point. "AT THE RISK OF BEING VAPORIZED?"

She stopped as everyone in that outdoor cafeteria stopped all conversation and stared at her. Being vaporized is not something you yell out in a lunch place. Maybe at a parade, but not a cafeteria.

Sam turned red and buried her face in her nasty veggie burger. Log that away for later, that veggie burger is going to make a comeback.

As the noise resumed, Tucker tried to make sense of what was going on with Danny.

This was not some mushy schoolboy crush. Danny might actually be in love with Valerie.

Tucker turned to look at Danny in full serious mode. "Dude, are you actually in love with her?"

At this point, Danny had managed to get some of those peas in his month and was trying to chew over another plan. So, when Tucker had the gall to make such a terse comment of course Danny choked.

That poor innocent boy began to cough and hack and beat his chest. His blue cheeks began to match his eyes. He was beginning to tear up and his eyes were red and weird.

And then he fainted.

If you've ever seen the show Spongebob Squarepants then you probably would've seen the episode where Squidward was choking on his fork after Spongebob and Patrick had the fight. Well Danny looked kind of like Squidward, except not a squid.

Danny woke up to the sight of a pair of greens eyes looking down in a concerned manner.

"Danny?!? Are you alright?!" This was the voice of the reason he had started choking in the first place.

Valerie Gray. Or Grey. However you spell that name.

He sat up abruptly only to fall back down very painfully. You know why?

Because Valerie had been leaning over him and looking into his eyes and so when he sat up BAM!

A clash of the foreheads as never before seen in the history of Casper High.

This caused both Val and Danny to cry out and hold there foreheads in pain, much to Sam's delight.

Danny sat up again, cautiously, and looks around. He saw Tucker and Sam staring at him, each with a different expression.

Tucker had on an expression of pure glee. He had this huge smile on and looked like he was trying not to laugh.

Sam, however, despite being happy when Danny and Val head-butted, each other didn't looked pleased. In fact, it looked like she was trying hard not to pound Danny into mush.

A very confused mush.

Val, on the other hand, after recovering from that mashing of foreheads, had on this little look of guilt and pleasure.

Guilty Pleasure.

"What happened? Did something happen?"

"Yep," Tucker said barely containing his laughter. "Something happened alright."

Sam, obviously annoyed with Tucker, was more helpful. "You blacked out after you choked on that pea. And then Valerie here took it upon herself to give you-," Sam seemed to have trouble saying this, "-C.P.R".

This stopped Danny dead in his tracks. You know how he always has some kind of witty comeback, but this time, he was speechless.

"I'm sorry! It's just that you were lying there and nobody else seemed to care!" Cried Valerie trying to defend herself.

"There are other ways to stop someone from choking!" Sam yelled.

"Well, I didn't see you trying to do anything!" Val screamed, rising to the challenge.

"Wait, stop! You're giving me a headache." Tucker said.

"Tuck, Sam could you give Val and me a couple of minutes alone please?" Danny asked.

Begrudgingly, Sam dragged Tucker away to a near by table and began staring at Val and Danny, as if trying to read their lips. Then Tucker said something causing Sam to lose all control and pounce on him.

Anyway…

"I know it's kind of embarrassing, but I had to do it! You were turning blue!" Val protested.

"Danny laughed, "Why are you apologizing? I should be thank you. If you hadn't come, Tucker might've been the one to give C.P.R!"

Val laughed, making an idea form into the ghost kid's brain.

"Hey Val, since you saved my life and all, I'd like to do something for you. Would you like…"

Damn it! Danny thought. What was that plan I had before? It was so freakin' good! I can't believe I forgot it.

"Um…Would I like what? Danny are you okay? Your eyes are beginning to glaze over." Asked a very concerned Val.

"What? Oh yeah. Um…would you like me to-to…to walk you home?" exclaimed Danny.

Excellent, his plan is coming into play.

Val's eyes lit up. "Yeah, of course I would. Where do you want me to meet you?"

Danny hadn't thought about that. "…What about…in front of that big tree. Then we could take a little walk through the park. You know, to just talk and…stuff."

Val's eyes died down a little. "Danny, if this is your way of asking me on a date, I told you I can't! My life is just too complicated for you to have any part other than a friend.

And, Val thought, because those stupid ghosts always show up there. Why can't they go some place normal? Like someone's basement, or a bathroom.

Wouldn't that absolutely scare the daylights out of you? You're trying to use the bathroom, and just when you open the lid BOOM! A ghost pops up and makes you wet your pants.

Back to the story…

Danny's eyes opened wide. "A date? Of course not a date. We're just friends remember. It's just a simple way of saying Thank you. Why are you always jumping to conclusions like that? Is it because you want to go out on a date with me?" he tossed back. Oh yeah, he was really good at that humorous banter stuff.

It was Val's turn to be embarrassed and flabbergasted. Oh yeah, I like that word.

"NO! I was just simply trying to state the facts. Just so you know. No need to get all snippy."

"Fine," Danny said. "It's a date." Then he jumped up and ran back to school, without letting Valerie get a second word in.

Later that day….

Danny and Val walked through the woods having a grand old time. They were joking and laughing about stuff we couldn't even begin to comprehend.

Just as they were about to reach her house, Danny stopped right in front of a very big and nice looking tree. Val's back was against the tree and her front was facing the sunset and Danny.

Wow, Danny really does look like a prince in the light of the sunset.

"Val?" Danny asked. "Val?! Earth to Val, wake up. Why are you staring at me like that? It's kind of flattering, yet creepy.

Val snapped out of it and blushed at what she did. Maybe, just maybe I could tell Danny about my ghost hunting. I'm sure he could handle it and stay out of trouble when a ghost is near by.

"Um, Danny…"

"Yes?" he replied innocently with those big blue eyes. Those eyes that could be seriously hurt or even killed (from her perspective)!

"Never mind."

Now it was Danny's turn to make some half-assed sentences and then say Never mind, except this time, he wouldn't say never mind.

"Valerie thanks for saving my life, even though you didn't half to. Even though I know you wanted to."

"What-?" But she was caught off guard by Danny's mischievous smile and taunting blue eyes.

Now where have I seen those eyes before? And that smile is driving me crazy! I mean I can't get it out of my mind. I MEAN I'VE SEEN IT SOMEWHERE BEFORE!

Now, my dear readers, in the full view of the sunset and all its glories, Val stared at Danny with a bit of red in her cheeks. She leaned over a bit towards him, her lips set on a crash course with his. She simply couldn't resist doing it in the warm glow of the sunset.

Danny, fully aware of what was going to happen, slowly did his part.

Slowly, almost there. This was going to be a moment to remember. Okay, almost there brace yourself for impact….

BLAM!

THE VEGGIE BURGER MAKES ITS FINAL COMEBACK!

It turns out that Sam had read their lips and had dragged Tucker along to spy on Danny on his little rendezvous.

That hard cruel burger hit Danny on the back of the head, causing him and Valerie to crash into each other

This time it wasn't foreheads: it was noses.

Danny and Valerie managed to slam noses very hard, causing them to bleed.

"Ow!" Danny cried; he'd also been hit by a cruel, unforgiving, jealousy fueled veggie burger.

"Ow!" Val cried; because her head had slammed back against the tree.

Sam did a silent little victory dance, as Tucker shook his head in a that expressed all the shame Sam had filled him with.

"You know, I think I should be getting home. I have to work on that trig homework Lancer gave."

Danny nodded, fully aware that Mr. Lancer didn't even give homework that day.

Another failed plan, another shame for Tucker.


Later in the same day….

"I AM THE BOX GHOST! FEAR ME!"

Danny blasted a little ectoplasm out of his finger, and then sucked him up in the Fenton thermos.

"You know, Box Ghost, one day I'm really going to kill you," said Danny looking at the thumping thermos.

His musings were short lived however, because he heard a familiar voice behind him

"NOT IF I KILL YOU FIRST!"

The Ghost Huntress and the Ghost played there usual game of hide and blast.

Danny was getting really good at it, but today, she seemed it a little more vicious than usual.

And she was ranting.

"YOU STUPID GHOSTS RUIN EVERYTHING! IF YOU GUYS JUST STAYED IN THAT TOILET BOWL WHERE YOU BELONGED, I COULD'VE HAD A PROPER DATE TODAY!"

Danny smirked to himself. So that's what she's peeved about. Well, I can fix that.

He lured her back to that to that same legendary spot where they parted with bloody noses. Then he disappeared making her get all hot and frustrated.

Just as she almost put down her guard, he blasted that big gun right out of her hand, and just as she was about to pull out another weapon, he fired at that little magic wrist watch that somehow held all those little gadgets.

By this time, Val was throwing a tantrum. "DAMN YOU GHOST! AAAAARGH!"

It almost looked as if she was about to break down in tears. She took off her mask and threw it on the ground in a look of pure defeat and defiance. She knew the ghost boy well enough. He wouldn't just attack her when she was defenseless. He was always going on with that 'I don't want to hurt you' stuff. Frankly, it made her job a whole lot easier.

Just as she threw her mask to the ground, he struck.

We swooped down, pinned her to the tree and planted on right on the lips. Not just one of those little kid pecks, but the kind well…it's hard to explain.

You know in the Little Mermaid? When Ursula told Ariel she needed the kiss of true love to break the spell? Well, it was that kind of kiss, but to a lesser degree.

This certainly caught Val by surprise. And, since the ghost boy was much stronger than her, she had to sit it out and enjoy the kiss whether she liked it or not.

It would be a lie to say not.

Then, just as he was about to fly away, HIS NOSE BEGAN BLEEDING!!

OH, THE IRONY!

Valerie saw this and quickly snapped out of her little fantasy world and analyzed the situation. She came up with this:

Something is seriously wrong in this scenario.

"Ghost…your nose."

Danny touched his hand to his nose and saw the blood.

"AW, DAMMIT TO HELL!" He cried and flew away quickly.


Okay, that's the end. Tell me. What should I do to make chapter 2 better? If there even is a chapter 2. Please give me suggestions, because I really don't know what to do. I did this on the spur of the moment with no motivation whatsoever.

I know, I'm a horrible author, so please review and help me to become better.

All those feelings I wrote about are stuff I just got from other places. I don't actually feel.

So please help me and review.

Remember, your reviews could help decrease my slow slide into madness

Good bye!