-1So I was a little tipsy when I wrote this, but yeah just short drabble stuff
Summary: Maureen wants the impossible
Own nothing
Maureen sighs dreamily and rests her chin in her hands and stares at Angel whose decided not to dress in drag today. Something that Collins is regretting that she did about now.
"Why Angel?!" Maureen exasperates for the fifth time since Angel and Collins made their way over to the loft
Collins runs a hand down his face and sighs "Maureen…" its said in a warning tone
Maureen looks innocent "What? C'mon Angel why?"
"I'm just gay Maureen- I swear its nothing against you" Angel laughs the last part
"But you're so hot! Boy or girl either way I should be tapping that ass Angel!" Maureen loudly exclaims
Collins sharply turns his head her way sending her death glares from his eyes while Mark and Roger snicker in the corner by the window
"Honey-"
"C'mon Ang, have you ever been with a chick?" she ask with much enthusiasm
"Well yeah once but it-it was more of a learning experience and-"
Her eyes brighten "I could change your mind" she says seductively teasingly rubbing a hand up Angel's leg
Collins quickly slaps her hands away
"Ow"
"You deserve it"
"Collins"
"Stop hitting on Angel"
"But-"
"I don't care how hot he is-"
"Oh really Thomas" Angel folds his arms across his chest "then maybe I should take Mo up on her offer who knows, she might turn me straight"
"Cha-ching!" Maureen laughs
"I'm gay Maureen and I'm sorry but our love can never be baby" Angel says with a soft smile
"Well maybe I can change your mind?" She looks hopeful
"Maureen no! Besides aren't you a lesbo" Collins says putting an arm around his boyfriend
"Don't put a label on my sexuality Thomas"
He rolls his eyes "You cut me deep Mo…really"
"Whatever" she pouts
Silence for 30 seconds
"Hey Angel" she says in a sing song voice "I got something for you"
"Whaat?" Angel replies in the same voice
"it's a vagina learn to love it"
"Maureen stop flirting with my boyfriend!"
"I can't help it"
Silence
"A kiss?"
"this girl is in heat I swear"
"A little tongue action never hurt anyone"
"She has a point-"
"Ang!"
"I'm just saying"
"Please Collins"
"No"
"Why?"
"Um because I don't want you swapping spit with my boyfriend"
"ok"
"What?!" Collins and Maureen say at the same time with shocked expressions
"I said ok, if it'll make you shut up then-"
"Angel" Collins whines which makes Angel giggle
"Honey she isn't gonna turn me out"
"Yay!" Maureen claps her hand and immediately plants her mouth on Angel's
"Oh my god" Collins whispers as he watches the sight in front of him
"That's enough" Collins pushes Maureen away when he sees tongue
"Wow" Maureen says breathlessly and blushes
"That wasn't so bad" Angel laughs
Maureen giggles "Um Ang-catch me"
"Wha-"
Faint.
The room falls silent and all eyes are on Angel whose standing innocently over the passed out Maureen.
"What?" she laughs
"I'm so lucky"
"lucky that I'm gay or that I'm yours"
"Both"
