-1Dragon Quest VIII:The Soapy Menace
A/N:There are not enough parodies!There must be parodies!Oh yeah.The Hero is Artemis.
Well,as you all know, Dhoulmagus froze Castle Trodain,yada, yada, yada. I don't feel like going into that.So without further ado:The story!
Artemis and Yangus were going into Farebury.They had left Medea and Trode at Waffle House to finish off their waffles.Hey!Toad Kings and Horse Princesses get hungry!
Well,as they were walking in,Dhoulmagus attacked!Yangus freaked out and started running in circles.
Artemis,always a cool head,started running in squares.SQUARES!
Then Yangus tripped over Dhoulmagus's body and squished the OTHER Dhoulmagus.
Which made Jessica mad, so she slapped her momma.
And Angelo stabbed Marcello because Dhoulmagus was his half brother.
Dhoulmagus did that whole 'Staff flies into new evil person' thing.
And guess what?The characters get to talk now!
"Um,Yangus?Where did the staff fly?"Artemis said.
"Somewhere in that house."As he said that,a geyser of cheese blew up the house.
And a Gang of Old Geezers gathered at King Trodes command.
"Yangus!Stop glitching the game!You haven't learned that ye-oh boy.Told you not to glitch it."
Yangus was doing the robot.
"Gggguuuvvvv.Tttthhhiiii' iiiisss bbbbaaaadddd."
That,to be continued.Now why the stroys is called the Soapy Menace!
The staff flew into a piece of soap.As Master Rylus was taking a bath.So it impaled him.
And the soap became evil.
Meanwhile, in the Albert family mansion...
"Mother!Kacrackle is not street for crack!It's-"
"Aha!So it's street for joint!"
"Mother,are you on speed?"
"I've been on speed my whole life!My whole life!"
"Is that why I'm such a perv?"
"Yes."
Then Alistair came in,excited from his new online forums.
"LYK?wutz n00bs/lolololol!!!111!!!1!!!"
What will happen?Will Yangus stop glitching the game?What will happen to the soap?Will Alistair talk normally?Tune in next time to find out!
