Isaac Smokes the Reefer.

One day, Isaac was just minding his own business walking down the street, and the birds were chirping and stuff, and then he came across Piers or Picard or whatever. Anyway, Picard was all like "Yeah man, lets go smoke a bowl." And Isaac went like "What's a bowl?" And Piers was like "Only your face!" And Isaac felt kind of offended.

So then right, this Piers and Isaac went along. Isaac followed cause he was bored and wanted to know about bowls. Piers went and bought a couple grams with his pay from making houses in the forest. He made a lot of money, so he always bought lots of weed. Then Ivan, who smelt the long waft of pot smell smelled it and came a trotting along, and he wanted to do some too. Pretty soon the smell had gotten everyone from golden sun in a big fucking row tow and they were ready to smoke. Piers and Isaac lit the bowl and everyone passed it to the left so they all got right fucked.

Isaac and Garet giggled because they saw some finches nesting in the trees and eating his moms birdfeeder, and they were fat finches. They only watched for a while before Jafar came and took them home to Derka land. Derka land was the place behind their eyes with all the trees and pot pies. They ate and got happy too. Hey, it was a small world afterall, eh?

Anyway, then Klarth came by and he summoned a big bird to eat all the bird seed, but he's not from Golden Sun so he didn't exist and failed at life. In Ocarina of Time, I'm only on the Fire Temple, so Link has been waiting a while. Yo, man, yo yo yo.

So, right, there were like. High little Golden Sun people, going to school. Yeah, to school. They went and Alex was like, the big time mean guy. Or bully, yeah, like a bully in those commercials about the Power Rangers saying no to drugs. Alex liked to shove them all in lockers when he was feeling horny enough. But he never made a move, because his hair is too green. Like weed. Heh, coincidence? I think not little bear. Hey, isn't Little Bear a TV Movie about a bear who turns into a man and makes friends with these baby geese? Then he raises them and when they fly off he turns into a bear again and the geese fly over head. I got a coffee to drink so I'll make this quick.

Anyway, they were right fucked on Piers' chronic, when they decided to hit the bong. The bong was their last hope, so they beat the bad guys. The End.