Title: Peter Pan
Rating: PG
Warnings: Unbeta-ed, crack
Genre: General, humour
Word Count: 414
Main Character(s): Ribbons, Regene, Revive, Healing and mention of Titeria
Pairing(s): None
Summary: Ribbons is the Peter Pan and Regene is the Wendy. One shot.
Disclaimer: Gundam 00 is copyright to Kuroda Yousuke and Sunrise.
AN: Something a friend mentioned about Peter Pan and his gay Lost Boys in disco. I took one look at the Innovators and I suddenly see the resemblance there.
Fifty or maybe a hundred years from now, they will still remain. They are the Innovators, the future of all mankind. They are the eternal youth, forever young and nary a wrinkle on their faces belying their ages.
In other words, they are the Peter Pan of the world.
"I am," says Ribbons, in a very flat voice, "not Peter Pan or anything resembling Peter Pan. Peter Pan is a sad, gay man who dresses in tights and who never wants to grow up but has to when he starts balding."
"He dressed in leaves for pants," murmurs Revive.
An icy glare is directed at his way, cold enough to freeze the entire Azadistan desert. Revive makes an 'Eep!' sound and hides behind his magazine.
"Leaves, tights, whatever," sniffs Ribbons.
Having the normally serious, normally polished Ribbons say 'whatever', thinks Revive, is a sign of the coming apocalypse. Or maybe it'll rain gundams on them. He peers out the window to make sure there are no gundams raining down on them, just in case.
"Oh but you are very much like Peter Pan, you know," Regene says in a purring kind of tone, from his spot on the sofa. "You're the leader of a group of people with rainbow-coloured hair and names that weed-smoking people think up and they're all boys. So, the resemblance is there, Peter Pan."
Ribbons looks like he had just eaten something sour, his eyebrows furrowing together and his mouth pressed together into a thin line. He looks very much he wants to use Gadessa's beam canon on Regene.
"You're the Wendy," pipes a voice from Revive's side.
Everyone turn to the person who had spoken up.
Healing smiles at them serenely while polishing his gun. "Ribbons is the Peter and Regene is the Wendy," he says.
Revive snorts and quickly turns that into a cough. Ribbons smirks.
"I'm the--" Now it is Regene's turn to look like he's eaten something sour. "I am not the Wendy!" he says, peevishly.
"Yes you are," insists Healing. "See, if there is a Peter Pan, then there must be a Wendy. And you're the Wendy."
"I'm not even a girl!" Regene protests, though he knows it's futile.
"I'm sure Tieria Erde can lend you his silicone implants," says Ribbons, smirk widening. "After all, you have the exact proportion as him."
Regene's right eye twitches.
"Think about it, at least you're not Tinker Bell," Revive says, grinning.
"I hate you all," says Regene.
Fin.
EN: This was written before the confirmation that Healing is a girl and her name is spelled as 'Hiling'.
