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Anakin Skywalker is now a Jedi knight

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Padme Amidala: I like cheese

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Anakin Skywalker: I am fat. A fat pig

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Anakin Skywalker: Dang

Padme Naberrie: Anakin, you seem, mad

Anakin Skywalker: I am mad

Obi-wan Kenobi: I think you should have some water. He really has steam coming out his ears.

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