AN: Just a one shot of sorts I wrote, after hearing what happened on TO at the mid season finale. like wtf was that? Anyways, this is loosely based on Lost Girl. (go watch that show) no beta. be amused.


Klaus had laid Rebekah's body in her coffin and brushed her hair aside. He had to deal with his mother and father as well as his wayward brothers. This family was killing him and everyone around him. Elijah wasn't well in his mind still and he didn't know how to deal with it. It seemed as if he were alone in this now.

"I will fix this, all of this" Klaus said

Klaus walked out of the compound. Cami saw him and started walking next to him.

"I heard about what happened" Cami said

"I don't have time for this"

"I know you're hurt, but-"

"You know nothing of what the past few days have been like for me! Don't presume to know me!"

"I know you have issues with both your parents and you have an abnormal fear of-"

"Stop trying to psychoanalyze me! I actually met Freud, and Jung and all those others shrinks. You think reading a book gives you the right to tell me what to do?"

"I have a degree in-"

"I don't have the time!"

Klaus flashed off annoyed, leaving Cami standing there alone. Hayley walked out of the compound passing Cami.

"Hey!" Cami yelled chasing after her


Klaus arrived in a large clearing. He looked around and took out something from his jacket. It was an old parchment with a spell written on it. He lit the paper on fire.

"I summon thee to appear before me. I want to make a deal" Klaus said

The paper burned and burned his skin and he dropped it onto the ground. Nothing appeared, no magic, no great bursts or light or energy. Klaus turned to leave when he saw a woman standing before him.

"I haven't seen you in a while" the woman said

"I want to make a deal" Klaus said

"Of course, that's what I'm here for. Though the last time you were here, you didn't like my price"

"Things have changed"

"I noticed"

"I want-"

"I know what you want. That's my job isn't it? Now do you know what I want in return for it?"

"You will grant that which I want most in exchange for what I hold dearest"

"Very good"

"I want Rebekah back, no tricks, no loopholes, no conditions, and you can have the wolf in me"

"You believe that I want your ability to be a hybrid? Is that what you truly believe?"

"You want what makes me immortal, but it doesn't matter, I want Rebekah back"

"And you shall have her back, you shall have what your heart wants the most, and in exchange I will take what your heart holds dearest to you"

"Fine"

"Silly hybrid, your wish will be granted, once you leave"

Klaus stood there knowing that he would just be an original vampire , but it didn't matter, he'd have Rebekah back and that was all that mattered. He needed her by his side to take care of the rest of his dysfunctional family.

"But I don't want the wolf inside you. That's not what's inside your black heart. I couldn't see it at first, you had her buried in there, hidden away. What I'm taking is something you won't miss because you won't notice that it's gone"

"What are you doing?"

The woman placed her hand over Klaus's heart.

"I'm taking her"

Klaus screamed out in pain as he felt the pain stab into his heart. He felt to the ground and looked up. He was in the clearing alone and it was dusk. He stood up looking around. He placed his hand over his heart and felt it beating. He raced back to the compound to look for Rebekah.


Klaus walked into the compound and saw Rebekah in the middle of the courtyard. She was ordering the staff around as they were decorating the compound for Christmas.

"No, those go over by the south wall, not here! It's impossible to find good help these days" Rebekah said

"Rebekah!" Klaus flashed over to her and hugged her

"Nik! Let go of me this instant! I still have a party to plan!"

"Party?"

"For tonight? Did you forget?"

"Now is not the time for parties"

"We've been planning this for weeks! You can't just cancel it!"

"We still have mother and father to deal with"

"Are you mad?"

"Esther performed a spell and forced you out of your body. And I-"

"what are you going on about? That never happened! Mother's been body jumping through different witch's bodies but she left with father after he started flirting with other witches and she became insanely jealous"

"What?"

"Mother left with father and they went somewhere else. They went to find another coven because she wanted her original body back"

"But, the spell and Kol and Finn"

"What about me brother?" Kol said from the balcony

Klaus looked up and saw Kol standing there half dressed in his original body.

"Kol? You're back in your body" Klaus said

"And what a find body it is, the ladies love it" Kol said brushing his hands over his bare chest

"Niklaus are you not well?" Elijah said walking down the stairs

"I'm fine, where's Hayley?" Klaus asked

"Hayley? You mean that annoying wolf that tried to band the wolves together in what she called a pack? She married Jackson who apparently abjured her and ran off" Elijah said

"But, what about-"

"Brothers, and sister, I'm afraid I'm going to be leaving you sooner than I thought" Finn said walking down the stairs

Klaus looked over and saw Finn in his original body. Next to him stood Sage.

"Always the party pooper" Kol said

"I can only stand you for so long before I feel the need to kill you all. I'll see you in a year or 10" Finn said walking out

Klaus was trying to wrap his mind around what was happening. His family was back, all in their original bodies. Rebekah was decorating, Kol was being a rascal, Finn was traveling with Sage, and Elijah was wondering what was wrong with him. He had gotten exactly what he wanted but it felt strange for him to feel so happy.

"Are you not well brother?" Elijah asked

"I'm fine" Klaus answered


Klaus was painting in his studio when Cami walked in.

"Klaus" Cami said

Klaus turned his head and saw it was Cami and went back to painting.

"We're no longer writing my memoirs so why are you here?"

"Why are you being like this? Why are you shutting me out? You don't come down to the bar anymore"

"I have a fully stocked bar here, no point it paying for what I already have here"

"Why are you ignoring me?"

"I don't feel like having a verbal sparring on my morality today"

Klaus was working on his painting and for some reason he felt something was missing. Cami didn't understand why Klaus was pulling away from her. He had gotten under her skin and she couldn't shake him.

"You opened up to me, you showed a shred of humanity" Cami said

"Yes, and look where that got me? My father almost killed me, you really are bad luck you know"

"Why are you being like this?"

"And by this you mean truthful? Are you going to coddle me now? Tell me what I want to hear so I can be your pacified little toy? Leave Cami. I have no use for you and you are annoying me"

"No"

"You're human, I could just compel you to leave"

"I'm on vervain"

"Fine, then I'll leave, I need more paints"

Klaus flashed off. Cami was frustrated and looked around his studio. She found paintings and sketches of another woman. He could tell it was a blonde and at first she thought it was her but then she realized it was someone else. She looked around his studio even more.


Davina was talking to Kaleb who was talking in an American accent. Davina wondered why Kaleb changed and why he kept saying he wasn't Kol. Cami came in on the two.

"I need you help" Cami said

"What is it? "Davina asked

"I think Klaus did something that messed with him"

"And I care because?"

"There's something wrong with him"


Davina looked at the old grimoire that Cami brought. She looked through it and realized it was very old.

"It looks like he summoned someone that grants wishes" Davina said

"A genie?" Cami asked

"No, this being is old, very old, older than he is. And it's dangerous. It says that the being will grant whatever it is you desire, but in exchange it will take what your heart holds dearest"

"We have to summon this creature and make it give it back to Klaus"

"Cami, we can't do that. This being is thousands of years old, you can't just summon it. And it says it only grants wishes to supernatural beings, witches, werewolves, and other creatures. Not humans"

"It took something from him, something he needs back!"

Davina sighed.

"Fine, I'll do it, but whatever happens, it's on you"


Davina stood in the greenhouse and lit the paper on fire. She summoned the being and a woman appeared.

"Davina, I didn't expect you so soon" the woman said

"She didn't summon you, I did" Cami said

The woman turned and saw Cami standing there.

"Human, I do not deal with your kind"

"Well you're going to deal with me right now. You took something from Klaus, and I want it back!"

The woman laughed.

"Oh humans, you are too funny, thinking you have any kind of power. Whatever deal Klaus and I made, is between me and Klaus"

"I know you took what he holds dearest in his heart. and I want it back! He needs it back!"

The woman looked at Cami, seeing into her heart and laughed.

"Oh, this is good. You think what I took from him has to do with you? It doesn't"

Cami was quiet and tried to hide the look of hurt on her face.

"I looked inside his black heart, and what he held the dearest wasn't you at all. You have a huge ego thinking that. The reason why he's pushing you away, is because you're boring, you're human, and the person you remind him of, he has no memory of. I took her from his heart not you"

"You're lying"

"Little human, you have much to learn but you are not in his heart. I can show you who is"

The woman took out a small bottle, and pulled the top off. A wave of smoke came out from the bottle. An image started to form. A blonde and Klaus were walking around the lake. She held onto his arm as they walked over the bridge. Cami recognized the blonde from the sketches from Klaus's studio.

"So you see, it has nothing to do with you human"

The smoke returned into the bottle and the woman put the cap back on. Cami fell the floor in shock.

"He doesn't miss what he doesn't know"


I know there's a lot of Cami in this, and no Caroline, but this is a klaroline fic. Klaus doesn't realize what he gave up. This is based off Lost Girl when Dyson went to the Norn and gave up his love for Bo. Kenzi went and got back but that was later. And apparently only a human could do it because all the supes had to obey the rules. So humans aren't that bad. Anyways hope you were amused.