((HERE IS JOHNDAVE FROM FOREVER AGO ITS A PARP CHAT DWI.))

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TG: hey john are you busy tonight

EB: no

EB: not at all

TG: alright cool

TG: so you wouldnt mind hanging out then right

EB: of course not

TG: cool

TG: i got a movie and some food so make your way over here

EB: great

TG: yup

EB: *grabs dave's jacket which he had and is at dave's house now because fuck logic*

TG: -he makes his way over to the door, opening it. he notices his jacket and smirks a little-

EB: i had your jacket

EB: let me in

TG: -he sighed- well if you ask politely maybe ill let you in

EB: you're the one who invited me

EB: oh master of all that is apple juice let me into your home i will sacrifice a goat

TG: a goat? sweet get your virgin ass in here pronto

EB: i don't have a goat man

EB: That was sarcasm

EB: *walks inside quickly* you want your coat

TG: -he sighed, shaking his head and closing the door- too bad.

TG: and yeah put it on the counter or something

EB: a coat is close enough to a goat

EB: *puts it on specified counter*

TG: -he moved over to him, nudging him- shut up

EB: well what movie are we watching

EB: i'm not watching another weird gay porno okay

TG: aw come on man brokeback mountain was the best

EB: ... gonna pass

TG: okay fine. -he moves over to the movie rack, looking though it- The Notebook..

EB: ...

EB: am i getting subliminal messages here

TG: ...

TG: no...

EB: okay then. let's watch back to the future, man

TG: -he rolled his eyes, taking the movie and putting it in-

EB: yay best movie ever

EB: *sits on couch* cameaoun

TG: -he goes over to john, sprawling out on the couch so his head was in johns lap-

EB: not the best place for your head

EB: *snuggle*

TG: shut up okay

TG: -he smirked, looking at him-

TG: ironic bro cuddles?

EB: ironic sure

TG: hell yes

EB: *liess back with dave* oh look michael j fox

TG: -he moves a little and wraps his arms around john- god damn

EB: what dave * leans into him*

TG: god damn michael j fox take me now.

EB: ...

EB: again

TG: shut up

EB: okay these are not subtle are you ironically gay

TG: what do you mean

EB: i don't know you're the hipster

EB: you're acting totes homo man

TG: yeah so?

EB: are you

EB: homosexual

TG: -he smirked a little, squeezing john-

TG: [sorry im not thinking straight im sorry]

EB: *snuuuuuuuuggle* oh look more michael j fox

TG: -he snorted a little- looks like you have more of a boner for michael j fox than i do

TG: and that fuckin saying something

EB: shut up man

TG: its so true though

TG: you so want his dick

EB: maybe

EB: but

EB: i can think of someone else

TG: -he raised an eyebrow- really now?

TG: who would that be?]

TG: [oops sorry ignor the bracket]

EB: oh i don't know

EB: he's handsome and he has great hair

EB: i love his voice

EB: and what he wears

EB: and i know him personally

TG: you sure its not michael j fox?

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EB: it's harry styles

EB: dave

EB: fuck

EB: man

EB: seriously

EB: i was gonna confess my love and shit

EB: but

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TG: [hi so sorry had to brb]

TG: but what?

EB: / thought you just up and left sorry

EB: but you're like so quiet

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TG: too shy to say you want my d?

EB: fuck you

TG: sorry yeah

TG: -he smirked- when?

EB: whenever

TG: now? -he laughed a little-

EB: if you want *chuckles* but hey michael j fox

EB: is on the screen

EB: *points to screen*

TG: -he sighed, squeezing john again-

EB: john

EB: *dave

EB: /. oh my gog

TG: [oh my god]

TG: yeah?

TG: what?

EB: john, i love you

EB: / fuck my phone

EB: / you know what i mean

TG: -he went quiet for a moment, his voice kinda small when he spoke- what...

EB: i love you dave

EB: i said it dammit

EB: oh look

TG: i love you too

EB: I know you do man it's written in fluorescent pink marker all over you

TG: yeah of course i mean come on. as if i even look like i have a subtle bone in my body

EB: nope

EB: texan hipsters don't tend to

TG: wow okay fuck you

EB: im sorry

TG: -he grumbled a little, looking back to the movie-

EB: i'm sorry!

EB: *hugglesnuggle*

TG: -he stayed quiet, not answering him or moving at all-

EB: *sighed, turning back to the movie next to dave* sorry davey

TG: -he grunted, still looking at the movie now-

EB: dave i love you~

TG: -he sighed, nuzzling john a little-

EB: *still not convinced he put dave's hand in his mouth*

G: -his eyebrows drew in, confusion set on his face-

EB: om nom nom

EB: you taste like apples

TG: -he grunted, shifting a little bit-

EB: sorry *lets him go* but it's true

EB: you breathe that stuff

TG: it is true..

TG: -he grinned a little, looking at john-

EB: dave

EB: *turns to face him*

TG: -he looks at him, smirking a bit- thats my name dont wear it out

EB: dave

EB: dave dave dave

TG: john

EB: daaaaaaaave

TG: joooooooooohn

EB: daaaaaaaa

EB: aaaaaaaa

EB: aaaaaaaa

EB: aaaaaaaa

EB: aaaaaaaa

EB: aaaaaaaa

EB: aaaaaaaa

EB: aaaaaaaave

TG: dude no

TG: stop

TG: shut up or ill make you shut up

EB: how're you gonna make me shut up

EB: dave

TG: i think you know how

EB: dave

EB: i don't understand

EB: dave

EB: i dave can't dave understand dave your dave accent dave dave dave

TG: -he smirked, moving closer to john- oh you cant now can you..

EB: nope dave

TG: -he moved so close his lips barely brushed johns, his smirk still evident-

EB: *john stopped dead in surprise* uhhhhdave

TG: uhhhhjohn

EB: *john suddenly pulled him closer, pressing his own lips to dave's*

TG: -he made a small little shocked noise but soon kissed back, his arms tightening around john-