My tiny contribution to Star Gate wonderfulness. Jack's perspective.

Song Used: Complicated by Avril Lavigne

Be The Host

Jaffa party on Chula'ck

I said I would be right back

How was I supposed to know

That I'd become a host?

Junior is driving me insane

And my head is full of pain

I hate you and all your human friends

- I hope this ends

Nobody told

Your eyes turned to gold

Your voice starts to change

Your head is deranged

So why would I want to

Become a Jaffa to start with?

Tell me,

Why'd you go and have to make me so irritated?

Now I wonder how Teal'c ever manages to tolerate it

(AT LEAST I'M NOT TOK'RA)

I think, he squirms, I sit, he squeals, he bites, I scream…

I wonder is this any better than getting my arm amputated?

No, no, no

I like you the way you are

When you're wrapped around my skull

I try hard not to think of you

Living inside of me

I guess it's really not that bad

Albeit you make me really mad

Now I really want to kill my friends

I hope that bends

Who would've guessed

That this tiny little pest

Could make a big mess

Of my immune system

And cause so much grief

I've lost my belief

In bacteria…

Tell me,

Why'd you have to go and make me so devastated?

(JUST BECAUSE)

I don't know anyone now and I really hate it,

(YOU STINKIN' LITTLE SIMBYOTE)

I hurt, he squirms, I hurl, he flies, he bites, I yell…

I wonder if I should go and get myself decapitated

No, no, no.

Daniel assures me that I'm fine

Yeah, right, like I'm gonna whine

This beats doing boring paperwork

Any day

The General pulled them away

He says I'm gonna have to stay

Guess I don't have much of a choice

But I choose anyway…

I guess I'll have to stay

Until they find a way…

To save me from this mess

But I have to confess

That I'm not too keen

On leaving everything

Behind me

(INCLUDING MY IDENITY)

Tell me,

Why'd you have to go and make me so agitated?

Right now I wish I could go and my brain evacuated

Oh, oh,

This sucks big, and I'm bored, and I promise not to swear anymore

If my immune system is offered I certainly would like to take it

Ooh, Woah woah woah.