My tiny contribution to Star Gate wonderfulness. Jack's perspective.
Song Used: Complicated by Avril Lavigne
Be The Host
Jaffa party on Chula'ck
I said I would be right back
How was I supposed to know
That I'd become a host?
Junior is driving me insane
And my head is full of pain
I hate you and all your human friends
- I hope this ends
Nobody told
Your eyes turned to gold
Your voice starts to change
Your head is deranged
So why would I want to
Become a Jaffa to start with?
Tell me,
Why'd you go and have to make me so irritated?
Now I wonder how Teal'c ever manages to tolerate it
(AT LEAST I'M NOT TOK'RA)
I think, he squirms, I sit, he squeals, he bites, I scream…
I wonder is this any better than getting my arm amputated?
No, no, no
I like you the way you are
When you're wrapped around my skull
I try hard not to think of you
Living inside of me
I guess it's really not that bad
Albeit you make me really mad
Now I really want to kill my friends
I hope that bends
Who would've guessed
That this tiny little pest
Could make a big mess
Of my immune system
And cause so much grief
I've lost my belief
In bacteria…
Tell me,
Why'd you have to go and make me so devastated?
(JUST BECAUSE)
I don't know anyone now and I really hate it,
(YOU STINKIN' LITTLE SIMBYOTE)
I hurt, he squirms, I hurl, he flies, he bites, I yell…
I wonder if I should go and get myself decapitated
No, no, no.
Daniel assures me that I'm fine
Yeah, right, like I'm gonna whine
This beats doing boring paperwork
Any day
The General pulled them away
He says I'm gonna have to stay
Guess I don't have much of a choice
But I choose anyway…
I guess I'll have to stay
Until they find a way…
To save me from this mess
But I have to confess
That I'm not too keen
On leaving everything
Behind me
(INCLUDING MY IDENITY)
Tell me,
Why'd you have to go and make me so agitated?
Right now I wish I could go and my brain evacuated
Oh, oh,
This sucks big, and I'm bored, and I promise not to swear anymore
If my immune system is offered I certainly would like to take it
Ooh, Woah woah woah.
