A Twilight Parody. Most ideas have been borrowed from my brother whom sat for a half an hour and told me all about this ludicrous story he was making called "LightTwi", not to be confused with "Twilight". This is the synopsis for his story. No copyright infringement intended. Just a joke. =]

I have no clue why a lot of the names start with "F"; I'm just as baffled as you are.

The story of two unlikely lovers is told through the eyes of an unsuspecting girl, Ella Yawn, who recently moved to Porks, WA to live with her father Farlie. Ella Yawn is a simple girl who falls madly in love with Fredward Sullen, and of course her life can't be simple... Fredward is a 107 year old vampire! Ella is quickly swept off her feet into this unheard of fairy tale like situation, she meets Fredward's vampire family the Sullens! Farlisle and Fesme are Fredward's caring and devoted "parents" he also lives with his sisters Falice and Frosalie and his brothers Femmett and Casper. Everything seems fine until one day when the Sullens are playing soccer (because of the thunder, duh!) a trio of vampires, one of which will be portrayed in the movie version of this book by Lil' Wayne, approach the Sullens and one of them, Jimmy, decides to go after Bella because he wants to eat her! (Oh no!) Ella and Fredward have to run away to get Ella safe again and in the end Fredward has to kill Jimmy because he will not stop his attack. In the end of this book everything is at peace once more in the town of Porks... or so everyone thinks...

The sequel, currently titled "New Sunrise" is said to be about Ella's friend Facob and his friends who can morph into ferocious cats! Ella is obviously extremely attracted to Facob and thus her relationship with Fredward is put to the test!

DUN-DUN DUN!

Yeah this was a bit stupid... I guess you'd have to be there to understand how funny it was... he got all of this information when he made me tell him about Twilight before we saw the movie and randomly felt like making fun of it today =| haha.. It was pretty funny though. I hope at least one person enjoys this non-sense! =]