OMG!!! my first fanfic! ^ 0 ^ anyways…sorry it took so long to post this!

DAMN YOU WRITERS' BLOCK AND A.D.H.D!!!!!

hope you like it!

- Kyoko Akacho the SandTanukiKunoichi (a.k.a. me! X3)

P.S. i…uh…got teh idea from Acatsuki by Darkkinkachu.

Um…yeah it will kinda be like Acatsuki but it won't so, read, relax, and enjoy teh fanficcy goodness!!!

WARNING!!! This fanfic has strong language!!!

So if you don't like people cussing like Hidan than I suggest not reading this!!!

You have been warned…

Ja Ne!!! X3

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Disclaimer:

me: *glares at the Akatsuki*

Itachi: 'she's up to something… must say quiet.'

Deidara: ...what are you plo-

me:*punches Deidara in the gut and sends him flying*

Itachi: 'What an idiot…'

Deidara:*hits ground* ow…*looks at Kyoko* what in the name of hell was that for?!?!?!

me: *teleports behind Deidara and hits a pressure point*

Deidara: *drops on the floor out cold*

me:*not looking at them* my reasons for doing this are simple.

First of all: 'cause I felt like it.

And Second: ya didn't do disclaimer quickly enough and he spoke first!

*looks around the room and spots Kisame looking at her like she grew a second head*

*points at Kisame* KISAME!

Kisame: *gulp* …yes?

me: do the disclaimer…or else!

Kisame: *trembling in fear* K-k-kyoko-sama does not own Naruto™ and never will!!!

Sasori: Kishimoto-sensei is the true owner of Naruto™. Kyoko-sama merely borrows us for her fanfic related joy.

Kyoko: *goes from cranky to sad* mou…thanx for the reminder of such sad news!!!! WAAHHHH!!!!!!! KISAME!! SASORI!! GO TO HELL, BOTH OF YOU!!!! *sit in her corner of emo-ness*

Deidara: *wakes up and reads the conversation* 'note to self: do not interact with Kyoko when she's cranky.'

Itachi: now on with the fanfic.

Kyoko: *looks up from her emo corner* THAT'S MY LINE, ITACHI!!!!!!!*goes farther into the emo corner*

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"Blah"- talking

'Blah'- thinking

Blah- flashbacks/scenery switching/something being read

Blah- inners/demons/other

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Akatsuki-kittens Ch.1

Nineteen-year-old Haruno Kyoko sighed for what felt like the millionth time that day.

The first day of the med-nin class that she was assigned ,by Hokage-sama herself, at the Konohagakure hospital starts tomorrow and she needed to go market to get food for dinner.

The basic med-nin training mission in Konoha was greatly needed.

The D-ranked mission that they, Haruno Kyoko and Haruno Sakura, the Haruno twins of Konohagakure (identical except for hair color, eye color, and personality) had been given two days ago.

::Flashback::

Sakura and Kyoko just got home from a fairly easy S-class mission.

Well, fairly easy for Konoha's best kunoichi; they not only were they masters in tai, gen, and ninjutsu, but also had many hijutsu (a.k.a. secret jutsu).

They had just gotten back and were heading to Tsunade's office, when they saw their favorite hyper-active, knuckle-headed ninja in his usually seat at Ichiraku's, but it seems that the blonde Kyuubi boy had company.

"Is that Hinata-chan," asked Sakura as she tried to get a better look of who was next to Naruto, but she just couldn't get a good view.

When it seemed that they wouldn't see the mystery girl's face, the mystery girl tugged on Naruto's sleeve and pointed at the general location of where Sakura and Kyoko were standing.

As Naruto turned his head, his small smile went to a big, toothy grin as he spotted his two best female friends.

"Sakura-chan!!!! Kyoko-chan!!!! When did you ge-," he got interrupted by Sakura who had punched him with a non-chakra laced fist.

"Naruto, why do you have to be so damn loud whenever you speak," questioned Sakura as she crossed her arms as she waited for Naruto to stop clutching his stomach in pain.

"Ow…okay, that hurt, real bad," said Naruto as he was standing up straight but, was still holding his stomach in slight pain.

"Are you okay, Naruto-kun," asked Hyuuga Hinata as checked to see if her date was okay.

"I'm okay, Hinata-chan," stated as he gave Hinata a reassuring smile that made her cheeks go cherry-red and nodded with a small smile of her own.

"Hmmmm…I wonder…," Kyoko asked no one in particular as she gripped her chin a thinking pose.

Naruto, Hinata, and Sakura turned to Kyoko with questioning stares.

"As I was saying, I wonder when: 1) Naruto finally pulled his head out of his ass far enough to see that Hinata-chan liked him and 2) when in the name of hell did Hinata gather up enough courage to even talk to the dobe without fainting," asked/stated with a blank, but somewhat amused face.

The reactions were: Sakura holding her sides as she was laughing, Hinata's blush had tripled in darkness and looked like she would soon faint, and Naruto had a slight blush on his cheeks and a facial expression that was a mix of embarrassment and anger.

"Whatever. Let's get goin' to Tsunade's, Sakura," said Kyoko as she walked towards both girls' original destination.

"Later Naruto," shouted Sakura as she turned to catch up with Kyoko.

When Sakura finally caught up with Kyoko, they were almost at Tsunade's office.

"Ano…Kyo-chan," asked Sakura as she called Kyoko 'Kyo-chan', an action that very few get to do.

"Hai, Saku-chan," replied Kyoko as called Sakura 'Saku-chan', again, an action that very few get to do.

"Why did we leave so quickly," inquired Sakura as they continued walking.

Kyoko let out a small sigh before saying, "I felt like we interrupted their date and caused trouble."

Sakura had a sardonic smile as she said, "Weren't you the one who made the wise crack, like, five seconds ago?"

"…Touché," stated Kyoko as she smirked a devilish smirk as they quickened their pace towards Tsunade's office.

::Five minutes Later::

They stood directly in front of the door that held either an angry, drunk, or asleep Tsunade on the other side.

"Sakura, do you have the mission report?" asked Kyoko as she knocked on the wooden doors.

"Hai," was the quick reply from Sakura as she pulled out the completed mission scroll as they heard a muffled "come in" and pushed the doors open.

What they found shocked them to the bone; Tsunade's office was clean, there was only a small pile of papers, neat and orderly, on the desk, and there was Tsunade: sober, conscious, and…happy?

Tsunade looked at her best apprentices with a prideful sadness, "my best students, my 'daughters', and the most likely, other than Naruto, to be abducted by the Akatsuki; truly Konoha's best, and from the looks of things they're tired."

Tsunade signaled them to sit down, which they gladly obeyed, sitting down like they haven't rested in days.

"When the hell did you clean up this place?" asked Kyoko as she looked around the newly cleaned office, like it were placed under a genjutsu.

Tsunade couldn't help but chuckle at the comment before saying, "Apparently, the council didn't like the 'inadequate' amount of paper work so, they made a schedule for me, helped clean up, and gave me an alternative to sake..."

"And that is…?" asked both girls as they questioningly looked at their sensei.

"Coffee." said Tsunade in a calm tone.

"No wonder why you're all happy and energetic." stated Sakura as she slouched in the chair.

It was a few seconds of dead silence until Sakura placed the completed mission scroll on the desk.

"The mission was a success and no casualties." Kyoko stated in a tired voice.

"Hmmmmmmm…I see." Said Tsunade as she looked at her tired ex-students.

An idea popped into Tsunade's head and a smirked in an evil way.

"I'll tell you what," this being said, by Tsunade, had caught the attention of the two Haruno girls, "you two seem tired and the Hospital could use two great med-nins to teach the new med-nins in training for two months and I was thinking of asking you two but, there's a catch…"

"…what's the catch?" asked the Haruno twins as their attention was grabbed by Tsunade's offer.

"The catch is that you two would get three days to relax and catch up with friends but, you have to be on call for your medical skills at all times." said Tsunade as she looked at her ex-students as they contemplated to take the 'R&R' or not.

"No joke?" they both asked like Tsunade wasn't serious about her offer.

"No joke." said Tsunade to reassure them what she said was true.

"We'll take the mission!" both Kyoko and Sakura said in unison.

"Good, see you in three days at the hospital!" said Tsunade as she dismissed them from her office.

The Haruno teleported from Tsunade's office, to the apartment they shared, in a swirl of sakura(cherry blossom) and bara(rose) petals.

Tsunade looked at where her most powerful students had just been standing, thinking of the well needed rest they both deserved, and then sighed.

"Shizune! Get the broom and dustpan! Sakura and Kyoko left flower petals on the floor from their teleportation jutsu again!" shouted Tsunade as she continued with her paperwork and sipped her warm coffee.

'I love my job.' thought Tsunade as Shizune came in grumbling something about her 'lousy job.'

::End Flashback::

Kyoko and Sakura already had caught up with their friends and rested enough to work at full capability.

Kyoko was opening her apartment door with a big bag of groceries in hand when a thought hit her like a ton of bricks.

'With me and Sakura both off from missions meaning we'll have too much free time.' thought Kyoko as she placed the groceries on the small kitchen and then sat on the couch slightly slumped over.

When Kyoko saw no hope from being freed from boredom, the door opened with Sakura walking into the humble apartment.

"SAKURA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" yelled Kyoko as she jumped up from her spot on the couch and gripped Sakura's shoulders and shook her violently while stating loudly and overdramatically, "I just realized that with all this free time we were given I won't be able to stay completely sane without any entertainment or responsibilities of some kind!!!!!!"

"Meaning…?" Sakura asked blankly after being shaken so violently that it could've snapped her neck…or caused whiplash.

"I'll be bored out of my fuckin' mind!!!!" yelled Kyoko as she continued to complain about having nothing to do, then out of nowhere the doorbell rang.

Sakura quickly walked to the door and answered with a, "Yes? May I help you?"

The person that was supposed to be there wasn't; instead a slightly opened box with a letter taped to the box.

'This is an…interesting development.' thought Sakura as lifted the box up effortlessly off the floor and brought it inside.

Kyoko, snapping out of her complaint rant, looked and asked curiously, "What's with the box?"

The only answer was Sakura handing her the letter that was on the box and a quick response of, "Read the letter, it'll probably have the answers."

Kyoko read the neat scripted letter aloud that read:

"Dear Haruno Twins,

We need these kittens cared for while we're gone. These are no ordinary kittens either, so please if their behavior is…strange, do not worry, it's natural for them. You can name them what you want for the time being. When we're done with some business that needs to be taken care of, we come and get them in about two months.

Sincerely,

The kitten's caretakers

P.S. They don't eat cat food because it upsets their stomachs; so cook some sort of meat for them please. Also, we'll pay you handsomely for caring for them."

Both were quiet for a few seconds before Kyoko practically shouted out her reaction.

"Oh my god!! My boredom's cured!!! I thank whatever god who so kindly gave me this blessing!!!!" she shouted as she cried anime-styled tears of joy.

Both were curious about the kittens they were taking care of so they opened the box.

"They're…" started Sakura.

"So…" continued Kyoko.

"KAWAII!!!!!!!!" both finished with a loud, girly squeal.

In said box was ten different kittens: a blonde-furred kitten with blue eyes, a red-furred kitten with golden-yellow eyes, two black-furred kittens, one with onyx eyes and the other with scarlet-red eyes, a half black and half white-furred kitten with yellow eyes, a blue-furred kitten with black eyes, an icy white-furred kitten with yellow eyes, an orange-furred kitten with scarlet-red eyes, a silver/grey-furred kitten with pale purple eyes, and a deep brown tabby with black stripes and deep green eyes; all male, all focused on them, and because; yesterday they were ten of the Akatsuki's strongest nins.

:: Flashback::

Twenty-Four hours and Four Minutes Earlier at one of the Akatsuki's bases ten male members of the Akatsuki: Deidara, Hidan, Itachi, Juugo, Kakuzu, Kisame, Sasori, Sasuke, Suigetsu, and Zetsu were confused as to why all of them were summoned by Pein to a base near Konohagakure no Sato.

Last year, Deidara, Itachi, Kakuzu, and Sasori were brought back to life and Hidan was found in the same deep pit that he had been trying to get out of for three years.

Itachi had been shocked and angry that Sasuke had joined the Akatsuki but, when Sasuke told him what Madara had told him along with new information about Konoha's corruption, Itachi forgave Sasuke but, he was still angry at Madara for telling Sasuke why he had to kill the Uchiha clan.

And that's why ten strong Akatsuki are now standing in the biggest room, devoid of any piece of furniture, in a base that's twenty-three hours from Konoha.

"Hey! Pein-sama! We're here, yeah!" shouted Deidara as he felt uncomfortable with the long silence.

As the eerie silence continued, they began to suspect something a little off then suddenly; their chakra was instantly and completely drained before anyone could do anything and passed out.

A loud "poof" echoed through out the empty room and ten unconscious S-class criminals were now ten unconscious, yet incredible cute, kittens.

Konan had come out of the shadows with an empty but sturdy box and a letter attached to the box.

"They're kinda cute as kittens." Konan said nonchalantly as picked up the sleeping kittens and placed them in the box, also knowing that Pein had heard her say the comment, and Pein emerged from the shadows as well.

"Whatever. Let's just get them to Konoha quickly so we won't have to deal with them." said Pein as he helped Konan get all of the 'kittens' into the box and ran to Konoha quickly as possible.

::Twenty-Four Hours Later…::

Sasuke, as a kitten, was the first to wake from his forced sleep and the first thing he noticed was that he wasn't in an Akatsuki base anymore, well that and he wasn't in a human body.

Sasuke was instantly awake and, was now, very angry; Pein had turned him and the others into kittens.

'Well can't do anything thing about. Might as well wake the others and be the barren of bad news.' thought Sasuke as got up a padded over on all fours, quite easily, and nudged the nearest kitten, which Sasuke guessed was Itachi from his new cat eyes.

"Nii-san, wake up." said Sasuke loud enough to wake Itachi, but quiet enough so the others wouldn't wake up.

"What is it foolish Otouto?" questioned Itachi as his eyes fluttered open while they were adjusting to the darkness.

"I think Pein-sama might have used a jutsu on us." Sasuke stated seriously, making Itachi wide-awake and fully aware of the situation at hand…or paw.

"Why are we kittens?" Itachi asked, a little too loudly apparently because it caused Hidan to wake up.

'Oh shit…' thought the Uchihas as Hidan became fully awake, fully aware, and really pissed off by this predicament.

"JASHIN DAMNED PEIN!!! THE NEXT TIME I SEE HIM I'LL FUCKIN' WRING HIS FUCKIN' NECK!!!!" yelled Hidan as he went on a cursing rant causing everyone else to wake up.

After a couple a minutes of calming everyone down and explaining what they know so far, which wasn't much, they were sitting or lying down in the dark but spacious box until they heard something familiar; a door opening and closing, then a voice, which was oddly familiar to Sasuke for some reason.

"SAKURA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" yelled a female voice stating loudly and overdramatically, "I just realized that with all this free time we were given I won't be able to stay completely sane without any entertainment or responsibilities of some kind!!!!!!"

"Meaning…?" another female voice asked blankly; Sasuke knew that voice and was shocked to hear said so plainly to the other voice he just remembered just now.

"I'll be bored out of my fuckin' mind!!!!" yelled the first female voice as she continued to complain and curse about having nothing to do, then out of nowhere the doorbell rang.

Light footsteps quickly walked to the door, the door opened, and the second female voice answered with a, "Yes? May I help you?"

After a few seconds of silence they felt the box being picked up, strong and sure grip on the box, and moved to who-knows-where.

The first female voice, snapping out of her complaint rant, asked curiously, "What's with the box?"

The only answer was the second female voice handing her something, like a letter or something, and a quick response of, "Read the letter, it'll probably have the answers."

Then quickly afterward the first female voice read the letter aloud:

"Dear Haruno Twins,

We need these kittens cared for while we're gone. These are no ordinary kittens either, so please if their behavior is…strange, do not worry, it's natural for them. You can name them what you want for the time being. When we're done with some business that needs to be taken care of, we come and get them in about two months.

Sincerely,

The kitten's caretakers

P.S. They don't eat cat food because it upsets their stomachs; so cook some sort of meat for them please. Also, we'll pay you handsomely for caring for them."

'Oh hell no…' thought Sasuke while it was quiet for a few seconds before the first female voice practically shouted out her reaction.

"Oh my god!! My boredom's cured!!! I thank whatever god who so kindly gave me this blessing!!!!" the voice shouted for joy.

Everyone, except for Sasuke who knew who their caretakers for two months were, were curious about whom these two female caretakers were and the box was opened with a stream of bright light and two nineteen-year-old females, one with pink hair and emerald eyes and the other with orange hair and deep amethyst eyes.

All of them were shocked about having Konoha's most powerful kunoichi as their caretakers.

"They're…" started Sakura, whom was the second female voice.

"So…" continued Kyoko, whom was the first female voice.

"KAWAII!!!!!!!!" both finished with a loud, girly squeal, which slightly hurt their new, sensitive cat ears; this will be an interesting two months.

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After looking at the kittens for a couple seconds longer, Kyoko turned to Sakura and asked a question that made the kitten-forms of most of the Akatsuki nervous: "Hey Saku-chan, ya know in the letter it said we can name them whatever the hell we want for now. So, what are we going to name them?"

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me: YAH!! my first chapter! i'm so happy!!!! ^_^

Hidan: *grumbles*…damn cliff hangers.*grumbles* -_-

me: do you want me to give you a stupid name in the next chapter? *glares daggers at Hidan*

Hidan: O.O hell no!

me: good! : )

Itachi: the moral of the author notes' today is to never underestimate the power of the author for they will make your life in fanfics miserable. ^/_\^

me: hell yeah it does! ^_^ Itachi, you have the honor of punching Sasuke in the face! X3

Sasuke: what?!?! why?!?! D:

me: coz i said so! _

Itachi: *punches Sasuke in the face* that was…fun… ^/_\^

me: pardon the OOC-ness of the characters. my brain is weird… ; D

Sakura: review and Kyoko will be happy and when Kyoko's happy she writes new chapters! ^_^