Daria, Poem Unlimited: The Meme Wars, Part I or I Hope My Body Can Take It
By Project Pegasus
The stage is set as the superheroine Daria does battle with the alien space invaders, Tom Sloane and Monique.
::Daria begins to power up. The earth shakes and rocks are lifted off the ground as Daria begins to power up, a yellow aura surrounding her.::
Daria: Argh!
::Daria finishes powering up. The yellow Power Aura around Daria subsides as clouds of smoke drift away and the levitating rocks drop to the ground::
Monique: Tom, what does the scouter say about her Power Level?
::After reading the scouter, Tom takes it off his head and holds it menacingly in his hand::
Tom: It's over 9.000!
::Tom crushes the scouter.::
Monique: What 9,000?! There's no way that can be right!
::After a protracted battle involving energy blasts, spirit bombs and repetitive dialogue, Daria kills Monique and Tom. She then goes to Pizza King with Jane.::
The End (?)
Disclaimer: All copyrighted materials are property of their respective owners (and you know who you are). Daria Morgendorffer, Tom Sloane, Monique, Jane Lane and the Pizza King belong to MTV, and Internet Memes belong to the collective unconscious.
