America's Rants

Today:

People


Hey dudes! America here. So, today is people. You know why? Cuz people annoy me sometimes.

Especially people who steal accounts.

Hahaha! But I can't hate... I can dislike very much! Cuz Canada says as a hero, I shouldn't hate people, and for the first time, I think he may be right!

So, in third person, I shall tell you the day I lost my account. *DUN DUN DUUUUUN*


America, the sexy hero, sat on his bed, on the computer.

'Hahahaha! Ukus... I totally top him. Pssh.' he thought to himself before he heard Canada (I learned how to spell his name, yo!) yell-whisper "Time for Christmas dinner, America. England and Papa are here."

America laughed. Psh, Canada still calls France papa. He got up and ran downstairs, logging out of his account before leaving.

"THE HERO IS HERE. WE SHALL EAT NOW." America yelled heroically before sitting down and eating. Everybody thought his eating was sexy, and in no way ravenous or disgusting.

Anyway, he ran upstairs to go back on his computer and sign in, when it said "{insert email here cuz I dun want stalkers to email me} is not in the system"

Suffice to say, America flipped his shit and took it out on his Canada dart board.

The end.


So yep! 'Tis the story of how I lost my account and have to use this gay one. I hate it.

Seriously.

Kay, bye~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

~Alfred F. Jones