A/N: Okay, so I've been playing around with an idea in my head for a while, and I've decided to make a Transformers self insert! Rating is for language and some violence. It could possibly be bumped up later on, depending on which way I wanna go with this. Remember, please give constructive criticism , but no flames! Dankè! (Thanks!)


Prologue

Life sucks. Well, at least it does to me.

First, my boyfriend of almost a YEAR breaks up with me. 'Sorry, Sydney, but we can't go on like this.' That's what he said. Isn't that just great…

Then, my parents announce that we're moving. To California! As if losing my boyfriend wasn't enough, I'm going to be separated from my friends, too?! Do they have any idea how hard it is for a Sci-fi loving, vampire obsessed punk to find friends?! Apparently not! Because if they did, they wouldn't make me move to California! I mean, really. As if Kentucky wasn't bad enough, now I get to deal with even more platinum blonde preps. I'm dancing for joy. Really.

So, my life has officially been ruined. I'm going to hide under a rock with all of my music, books, and action figures so I can die happy. Or, semi-happy. CAUSE I'M A FREAKIN' SOCIAL REJECT! ARGH!

God hates me.