Disclaimer: I do not own Rosario + Vampire.
A/N: This yaoi pairing is only being used for comedic purposes! I do not have any real interest in this pairing or any yaoi in general, which is rather obvious by now if you've seen my profile page, isn't it?
Also, consider Tsukune X Gin to be the biggest bitch-slap you can give the girls of R+V...
"...I think you've been eating too many cookies, Kurumu-chan..." Moka remarked, staring at Kurumu's large bulging gut bob up and down with every heavy step she took. Mizore seemed to being staring at her with a hungry stare, and Ruby was trying her best not to laugh out loud at the succubi's overweight form. Both of her breasts were each larger than almost Yukari's entire body, which was really saying something. Basically: She's was a fatass.
"Who asked you, bitch?!" Kurumu snarled before shoving a handful of cookies into her mouth from a paper pag she was holding in her pudgy hands.
Suddenly, Tsukune ran past the group, clothed in only his underpants. The markings of lipstick were noticeable all over his face, and he was screaming at the top of his lungs out of horror as he dashed down the hall.
"SAVE MEEEEEEEEEE...!!!!" he shrieked before vanishing around the corner.
Kurumu let out a belch and grunted, "What's HIS problem?"
Suddenly, Ginei ran past the group, wearing a wedding dress. He was holding up the gown as he ran, showing off his glittery white high-heels. In his right hand was a bouquet of red roses, and he was wearing heavy make-up. He really seemed to be enjoying the chase.
"COME BACK, MY LOVE!! YOU KNOW YOU WANT MEEEEE...!!!" Gin called before vanishing around the corner.
Moka and the others were silent for a moment.
"...Can I have some of those cookies?" Moka finally asked.
Kurumu shrugged, and handed her the bag.
