A/N: Just a (very) humorous one-shot.

Disclaimer: I do not own the Fantastic Four or anything connected to them. The Fantastic Four and all connected properties belong to Marvel (and 20th Century Fox for the movies). I also do not own Marcy, she belongs to AgentHanstran511. Nor do I own any lines from Romeo and Juliet, they belong to William Shakespeare. All I own is Comet.

Comet's POV

Johnny and I were sitting and watching the old Romeo and Juliet movie (old as in from 1968). It was a good movie, even though Johnny was confused through most of it.

"Shakespeare was so confusing" Johnny sighed while smiling.

"I know, but it is so poetic" I cuddled closer to him.

"As long as you like it, I'm happy" Johnny said, smiling down at me. I blushed and turned back to the movie.

"Oh, she doth teach the torches to burn bright" Romeo said, speaking about Juliet. I instantly remembered reading Romeo and Juliet in high school, and remembered what we (some of my friends and I) said about girls who "taught torches to burn bright" and I had to laugh.

"Whatcha laughin about babe?" Johnny asked.

"Nothing" I replied unconvincingly.

"Teeellll meee" he whined.

"Okay okay...Do you remember reading Romeo and Juliet in high school?"

"Yeah" he nodded.

"Well...some of my friends and I used to joke about girls who uh...made guys' 'torches' burn bright...in a uhm...sexual way" I said. Johnny was silent for a moment, before getting it.

"I see...and now you make my torch burn bright" Johnny rolled over to pin me underneath him on our bed. I blushed and nodded.

"Well" Johnny dipped his head to press his lips to my neck, "I like it"

"Like what?" all thoughts had left my mind so I stupidly asked that question.

"I like you making my 'torch' burn bright. It burns brighter then it ever did" Johnny said, slipping his hands up my shirt to pull it off. I tugged off his shirt and ran my hands over his abs, he was so hot.

"You sure?" I asked.

"Of course babe." he said with a slight groan as I went lower to pull off his jeans.

"Okay" I said, lifting my hips as he pulled off my shorts and undergarments. I fingered the waist band of his boxers before pulling them off as we made love. When we were done, we exited our room and went to the kitchen, where Marcy was reading.

"You two are gross" she stated.

"Blame Romeo and Juliet" Johnny said.

"Like I said, you two are gross" Marcy rolled her eyes.

"Don't act like you and Justin don't do it"

"I'm not. We just don't do it as much as you two"

Johnny rolled his eyes, "Whatever"

So there is the story. The inspiration came from when my friends and I had English 9 two years ago and read Romeo and Juliet. We ended up taking the "She doth teach the torches to burn bright" in a dirty way by changing 'teach' to 'make'. So yesterday I was talking with one of my friends and we brought that up and I said I was going to make a story about it.