A/N: Just for the record, I HAVE NOT played Dissidia 2 yet! I've had other games longer, and I feel like I should play those first. The following is just my random thoughts.
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Warning: This fic contains Vaan-bashing and may contain spoilers!
A Day in the Life of Heroes
Part Two
Zidane: So, are we supposed to hate you two now?
Cloud: You can if you want.
Tidus: It won't do you any good. We can still kick your asses!
Squall: Yeah, that'll make him hate you less.
Vaan: *walks by as if he's conquered the world*
Tidus: What's his deal?
Vaan: Oh, you mean you guys haven't heard? Square put me in Dissidia! I'm just as cool as you guys now! *insert idiot grin here*
Zidane: Um, no.
Tidus: Yeah, no.
Squall: Whatever…
Cloud: I don't think so.
Zidane: *to Tidus* Dude, would you put on a shirt?
Vaan: What do you mean?
Tidus: Let me say this in a way you can understand. Um, Tifa can kick your ass.
Cloud, Squall, Zidane, & Tidus: *laugh*
Vaan: That's not true!
Squall: I saw it. Cecil and I even had a bet, and you lost me 50 Gil. Now, I know that I'd rather have Tifa on my team than you.
Zidane: And she's hot!
Vaan: *runs off crying* She was distracting!
Zidane: I hate that guy.
Tidus: But, ya gotta love messing with him!
Zidane: Seriously, would you put on a shirt?
Squall: Cloud?
Cloud: Why in Gaia's name would you bet against Tifa? It's your own damn fault that you lost that bet.
Zidane: Oh, that's right! Cloud, you've gotta tell me something!
Tidus: You gotta tell me, too!
Cloud: *weirded out* What?
Zidane: Are they real?
Tidus: Are they? Are they?
Cloud: I'm not gonna answer that. *walks off*
Squall: *clears throat* Guys?
Zidane & Tidus: Yeah?
Squall: They are. *insert cool-guy smirk here*
