A/N: Just for the record, I HAVE NOT played Dissidia 2 yet! I've had other games longer, and I feel like I should play those first. The following is just my random thoughts.

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Warning: This fic contains Vaan-bashing and may contain spoilers!

A Day in the Life of Heroes

Part Two

Zidane: So, are we supposed to hate you two now?

Cloud: You can if you want.

Tidus: It won't do you any good. We can still kick your asses!

Squall: Yeah, that'll make him hate you less.

Vaan: *walks by as if he's conquered the world*

Tidus: What's his deal?

Vaan: Oh, you mean you guys haven't heard? Square put me in Dissidia! I'm just as cool as you guys now! *insert idiot grin here*

Zidane: Um, no.

Tidus: Yeah, no.

Squall: Whatever…

Cloud: I don't think so.

Zidane: *to Tidus* Dude, would you put on a shirt?

Vaan: What do you mean?

Tidus: Let me say this in a way you can understand. Um, Tifa can kick your ass.

Cloud, Squall, Zidane, & Tidus: *laugh*

Vaan: That's not true!

Squall: I saw it. Cecil and I even had a bet, and you lost me 50 Gil. Now, I know that I'd rather have Tifa on my team than you.

Zidane: And she's hot!

Vaan: *runs off crying* She was distracting!

Zidane: I hate that guy.

Tidus: But, ya gotta love messing with him!

Zidane: Seriously, would you put on a shirt?

Squall: Cloud?

Cloud: Why in Gaia's name would you bet against Tifa? It's your own damn fault that you lost that bet.

Zidane: Oh, that's right! Cloud, you've gotta tell me something!

Tidus: You gotta tell me, too!

Cloud: *weirded out* What?

Zidane: Are they real?

Tidus: Are they? Are they?

Cloud: I'm not gonna answer that. *walks off*

Squall: *clears throat* Guys?

Zidane & Tidus: Yeah?

Squall: They are. *insert cool-guy smirk here*