Disclaimer: Still don't own the rights to anything.

A/n: Well, that was quick. One comment and a (vicious) sequel plot-bunny attacked from behind. This is the sequel to Phone Call for Mr. Linus, and the inspiration is courtesy of reviewer Zebediah. Thanks - this one's for you. :D


"You're move, Hugo." said Locke and passed Hurley the dice.

Hurley squinted his eyes and bit his tongue in concentration as he studied the board and rolled the dice. Locke, Hurley and Sawyer had been playing the game of Risk for several hours now and Hurley was in the lead, with Locke a close second.

Suddenly the phone rang, startling them so much Hurley dropped the dice prematurely.

"What the - ?" Sawyer started. "Who the hell is calling now?"

"Maybe it's that credit card chick again." Hurley suggested.

Locke rose to answer it but Sawyer stood and waved for Locke to sit down. "I got it."

Sawyer picked up the phone and snapped, "What?"

"Good evening, sah, is this Mr. Benjamin Linus speaking?" a very heavily accented voice asked brightly.

Sawyer raised his eyebrow and glanced sideways at Locke and Hurley. "No, but he's given me permission to speak on his behalf."

Hurley snorted. Locke smiled in amusement.

"Wonderful, sah! I calling Mr. Linus today, sah, in regards to Mr. Linus' credit card. I pleased to tell Mr. Linus 'bout the exciting new promotion we have running this month. For just an extra twenty-five dolla a month, Mr. Linus get twelve pah-cent off each purchase he make on his credit card of one hundred dolla or more. Is Mr. Linus interested in this promotion, sah?"

"Absolutely." Sawyer grinned. "Sign him up."

"Wonderful, sah!"

"Whatever is the most expensive promotion would be best. Only the best for Mr. Linus," Sawyer added sarcastically.

The voice on the other end was too excited to notice Sawyer's tone. "Of course, sah. One more thing, sah, would you rate this call as Very Satisfactory, Satisfactory or Unsatisfactory?"

"Very Satisfactory."

"Alright sah, have a nice day!"

"You too, Curry."

Sawyer hung up and sauntered back over to the card table. Locke hid his amused grin and Hurley laughed.

"Dude, that was awesome."

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A/n: Thanks for reading and reviews are like oxygen. :)