I've been wanting to do this for a really long time!~ I may want to write this story but with Emperor Mateus from Dissidia as Alice and Marluxia as the 'Queen' of Hearts but that will be too much Matty and yaoi with him and Marluxia so I just pick another hot, calm, and dangerous guy to be Alice; Lord Aizen!

I pick Yammy's dog Kukkapūro to be Dinah and follow Aizen through Wonderland and I have thought of the Arrancars for the characters but I need some ideas so any suggestions from you guys in the reviews or PM are fine with me. I don't own anything.

In the middle of nothing inside the castle of Las Noches, Aizen sat on his throne in his chambers pondering on tactics while waiting for reports from any Arrancars or just his loyal subordinates Gin or Kaname who ever are best. While waiting, Aizen would stare at the boring night sky of Hueco Mundo where the full moon always shines until he hear the doors opening and sharp footsteps walk in the room before Kaname's voice spoke calmly. "Lord Aizen, Nnoitra and Grimmjow are battling each other again, would you like me to get Ulqiuorra to stop them?"

Aizen let out a silent sigh after he listen the news calmly; Nnoitra and Grimmjow may be the strongest 5th and 6th Espadas in his army but they like to attack each other to be more stronger than everyone but he's too bored to stop them from killing each other so he turn his seat to face the blind dark – skinned man and answer with a nod. "Yes. Please do…"

As Kaname bow before turning, Aizen notice a small and white rabbit tail sprout out of his butt which made the lord widen his eyes in surprise when his subordinate almost left the room before he turn, exclaiming. "I will prepare tea for you."

"…Yes." Aizen agreed as he watch Kaname turning around again before leaving but Aizen caught a glimpse of white rabbit ears popping out of his subordinate's head when he left the room before Sosuke slumped against his throne, a hand placed on his forehead to make sure he's not hallucinating or anything. He might be going crazy and hallucinating everything or did someone put something in his tea…which he recall he didn't had any today. Slowly lifting his hand off his head, Aizen recall an old story from the World of the Living about a curious little girl following a white rabbit into a hole and meeting unfamiliar and strange people in a wonderland, and a boastful queen who done nothing but playing croquets and cutting people's heads off as she pleases.

'Following a white rabbit huh?' Aizen thought in a mutter as he hear his other subordinate's voice hissing in.

"You seem troubled, Lord Aizen. Is something troubling you?" Aizen look up to see Gin walking in the room with his usual grin in his face and slitted eyes, his hands hold a cup of brown tea. Walking in the room, Gin notice the confused – annoyed like expression in Lord Aizen's face before he questioned the fox – faced man after receiving the tea. "Did you see Kaname when you walk in?"

"Why yes but he seem in an awful meeting, might be getting going somewhere important to him. If I were him, I would stop for a minute and mumble some song I've been hearing." Gin exclaimed in a calm mocking smile as Aizen softly narrow his eyes while drinking his tea; aware that Gin didn't see Tosen with rabbit ears and tail and maybe the lord himself is seeing things even while hearing Gin's voice adding like a purr. "Well I should be going now Lord Aizen, I don't want to be like Barragan who finish dealing a Hollow by beheading."

"Yes…" Aizen stop when he just notice Gin sprout a pair of silver cat ears and a long bushy cat tail both striped silver and grey out of his head and butt like Kaname earlier before he watch the now cat – eared and tailed subordinate left the room. Calmly, Aizen place the mug on his throne after lifting himself off to walk out of the room and through the silent halls, slightly confuse that no other Arrancars or any of the Espadas are around but as he took a turn to the right, a barking yip stop his tracks to turn and watch a familiar Hollow of a dog running to him; the tenth Espada Yammy's dog Kukkapūro.

"Are you looking for Yammy?" Aizen asked the puppy calmly, knowing that it'll answer by barking in agreement like a dog should but instead, Kukkapūro barked and growl at whatever's behind the leader to make him turn, seeing Kaname walking away from the two; he does have rabbit ears and tail but he's now holding a golden pocket watch in his left. Even far away, Aizen and the dog can hear the blind rabbit – man muttering. "I'm late…" a few times while continue to walk, unaware Aizen and Kukkapūro follow him from behind yet the former seem to mind the puppy following him than Yammy of all people.

Seeing Kaname taking a left turn of the hallway, Aizen and Kukkapūro follow him to find nothing and no sight of Tosen but instead, the two stood in front of a simple wooden purple door. Both look at each other in confusion while the hollow puppy let out a yip for not knowing of this door before when Aizen walk to the door and twist the doorknob to show nothing but black; probably a room he didn't know until now. Suddenly, Kukkapūro ran past Aizen to the room while the latter caught it with his hands yet he trip or lost his footing and fell inside to be a bottomless hole and the door close by itself, leaving the former captain of Soul Society screaming during his fall with a dog…

'I thought the book said the girl falls safely!?' Aizen thought as the two continue to fall through the bottomless hole with faster speed while various books and white rabbit plush dolls also fall through the hole until Aizen crashed through a sudden floor to make a hole and he and Kukkapūro land inside a large pile of cushions to break his hard landing. A relief sigh escape the pile of cushions as Aizen's head popped out from the front of the cushions with his slicked brown hair is messier like when he use to be in the Soul Society until Kukkapūro jumping out of the pile, barking for the lord to come out while he push the cushions one by one to crawl out but the minute he did; realize something when he look down…

…He's wearing a dress.

Kukkapūro tilt's it head in confusion while Aizen's eyes widen in surprise and confusion of his new embarrassing outfit from his hands gripping his hair before lowering down to feel the silk of his cerulean blue knee-length dress, with a white pinafore apron on top and knee – high brown boots, at least he's not wearing Mary Jane shoes with stockings. What's worse is that he doesn't have his Zanpakuto at the moment and he doesn't feel to have his powers and Spirit Energy the minute he and the dog enter this mysteriously yet colored room with orange walls and purple and white checkered room.

'What the hell is happening here? One minute I'm in Hueco Mundo, the next I'm in some kind…some kind of Wonderland?' Aizen thought while the hollow dog watch the lord in a dress pacing front and back, thinking about this strange place and how to get out of here, or what with the other Arrancars and Espada find him in a dress of all things; Aizen gritted his teeth in annoyance and anger if he think of the latter and the sight of some of the crazy Espadas laugh at seeing their lord in a humiliating and girly dress.