Star Wars: You're not my father!
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The wind rushed through Luke's hair as he fought Darth Vader. He was fighting as hard as he could, but e became more strained and started to fail. On the verge of giving up, Vader cornered him over the reactor shaft. He stuck once and Luke dodged him but the second time he struck, the lightsaber came down on his forearm and instantly separated it from his body. There was nowhere else Luke could turn as he reached the end.
Vader saw as Luke was trapped and stopped swinging, "There is no escape. Don't make me destroy you. You do not yet realize your importance. You have only begun to discover your power. Join me and I will complete your training. With our combined strength, we can end this destructive conflict and bring order to the galaxy."
Luke screamed through the rushing of the wind, "I'll never join you!"
The Dark Lord ignored this rejection, "If only you knew the power of the dark side." Vader then decided it was the right time to play his trump card. "Obi-Wan never told you what happened to your father."
Luke hated Vader for knowing this, "He told me enough! He told me you killed him!"
"No, I am your father" Vader corrected.
"That's not true that's- wait, seriously? What kind of father faces their kid in a battle to the death and then cuts off his hand?" asked Luke.
"Well, I mean, you made me do it." Said Vader.
"What, I don't get it this. What kind of screwed up father does that?" Luke asked, standing up.
"Well, I just did it for you own got…" mumbled Vader.
"What else haven't you told me, father? I suppose my sister is Leia and that you built See-Threepio?" laughed Luke.
"Um… well yes, that's true as well." Answered Vader.
"Are you F*cking kidding me? You knew this all along and you never told me?" yelled Luke. "Anything else you want to tell me?"
"Yes, you're mother, when she was alive, was sexually harassed by a gungan name Jar-Jar Binks and part of my apprenticeship to the emporer involves me having to kiss up to the Emporer's Hand, Mara Jade, how you will marry one day but she will be killed by you nephew who becomes a Sith Lord." Vader replied.
"I- what, why would I marry a person who uses the dark side of the Force and then have her killed by my nephew?" asked Luke.
It's because of an the soon-to-be Dark Lady of the Sith Lumiya who was once with the rebellion as my spy, but you shot her down during the battle of Yavin." Vader said.
"That's highly unlikely." doubted Luke.
"And even after you killed the emporer and I, you will still be fighting for another half a decade and then the emporer will be reborn and you will become his apprentice and then defeat him at the last second." Darth Vader explained.
"Why would that ever happen?" Luke asked.
"Search your feelings. You know it to be true." Vader advised.
Luke then stood up and walked right up to Vader and grabbed his currently turned off lightsaber. He put it to Vader's chest and then activated it and killed Darth Vader.
"Mother F*cking Sith Lord." He grumbled.
